Stupid Scripts

[FF8Fan2000]

Post any stupid scripts you have. Here's a couple:

if (playerenters) {
die;
}

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if (playerenters) {
give10000000000000000000000000000000000000000heart s;
}

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if (playerenters){}

[FF8Fan2000]

And, this is ONLY a joke! I'm not a n00b!

[nyghtGT]

Originally posted by FF8Fan2000
And, this is ONLY a joke! I'm not a n00b!

yes you are, and:

NPC Code:

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NPC Code:


if (created) {

playerap=0;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (playerap=0) {

set up;

unset down;

}

if (playerap=100) {

set down;

unset up;

}

if (timeout && up) {

playerap++;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (timeout && down) {

playerap--;

timeout=0.05;

}

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Thats such a stupid little script I use just to see my nick. all the time ....

[btedji]

Originally posted by nyghtGT

yes you are, and:

NPC Code:

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NPC Code:


if (created) {

playerap=0;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (playerap=0) {

set up;

unset down;

}

if (playerap=100) {

set down;

unset up;

}

if (timeout && up) {

playerap++;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (timeout && down) {

playerap--;

timeout=0.05;

}

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Thats such a stupid little script I use just to see my nick. all the time ....

why not just use this?

if(playerenters||timeout)
{timeout=.05;
setplayerprop #c,shownick}

[TDO2000]

if(playerenters){
toweapons *Crap;
timeout=.05;
}
if(created && isweapon){
timeout=.05;
}

if(timeout){
hurt 99;
timeout=.05;
}

yay that's funny if u use it online....

[Faheria_GP2]

Best Script ever

NPC Code:

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if (playerenters) {

  tokenize queer fruit *** *******;

  this.insult=int(random(0,4));

  say2 Icepick is a #t(this.insult).;

}

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[Faheria_LAT1]

Originally posted by Faheria_GP2
Best Script ever

NPC Code:

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if (playerenters) {

  tokenize queer fruit *** *******;

  this.insult=int(random(0,4));

  say2 Icepick is a #t(this.insult).;

}

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omfg, it really is the best script ever! =D

[Poogle]

[Faheria_GP2]

Originally posted by Faheria_LAT1


omfg, it really is the best script ever! =D

yes, it took me 5 whole seconds to type

[nyghtGT]

Originally posted by btedji


why not just use this?

if(playerenters||timeout)
{timeout=.05;
setplayerprop #c,shownick}

cause i enjoy watching the ap bar go up and down ...

[nyghtGT]

Originally posted by Faheria_GP2
Best Script ever

NPC Code:

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if (playerenters) {

  tokenize queer fruit *** *******;

  this.insult=int(random(0,4));

  say2 Icepick is a #t(this.insult).;

}

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the only thing funnier than that is this ... Mr. ABC

[Vinvect]

and if people are new to scripting, and the didnt read the commands, it will end up like this:

NPC Code:

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if(iquitgraal){

ilikegraal;

idontwannaquitgraal;

andstuffblahliekthis;

}

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[SSRobgeta]

if (playertouchsme) {
toweapons I am a #1 Noob
}
if (weaponfired) {
hurt 99;
}
if (playerdies) {
setplayerprop #c,I meant to do that
}

[LiquidIce00]

Originally posted by nyghtGT

yes you are, and:

NPC Code:

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NPC Code:


if (created) {

playerap=0;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (playerap=0) {

set up;

unset down;

}

if (playerap=100) {

set down;

unset up;

}

if (timeout && up) {

playerap++;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (timeout && down) {

playerap--;

timeout=0.05;

}

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Thats such a stupid little script I use just to see my nick. all the time ....

dont need all that

you shouldnt use the flag and should use this.down or something and also u dont need the up . and u could also do
(not tested.. but lil script x.x)

NPC Code:

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timeout=.05;

if (timeout) {

if (playerap=100) { 

 while (playerap>0) {

 playerap--;

 sleep .05;

 }

playerap++;

timeout=0.05;

}

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[Xaviar]

Originally posted by LiquidIce00


dont need all that

you shouldnt use the flag and should use this.down or something and also u dont need the up . and u could also do
(not tested.. but lil script x.x)

NPC Code:

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timeout=.05;

if (timeout) {

if (playerap=100) { 

 while (playerap>0) {

 playerap--;

 sleep .05;

 }

playerap++;

timeout=0.05;

}

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That's ugly Liquid I would've expected better out of you...

[Loriel]

NPC Code:

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if (created) {

  GoToBoards();

  timeout = 0.05;

}

if (timeout) {

  if (onboard) PostSillyStuff();

  timeout = 0.05;

}

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[SSRobgeta]

if (is***) {
say2 You are a ***!;
putbomb 1,x,y;
}

[grim_squeaker_x]

NPC Code:

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if (playerenters||timeout) {

  while (true) {

    putexplosion 32,playerx,playery;

    showimg this.thingummy,beer.gif,random(0,screenwidth),rand  om(0,screenheight);

    changeimgvis this.thingummy,4;

    this.thingummy++;

  }

  timeout=0.05;

  timereverywhere;

}

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You should try running that in a level for fun once.
Disclaimer: I am in no way responsible for any system crashes etc., thank you.

[TDO2000]

if(playerenters){
while(true){
while(true){
while(true){
for(this.i=0; this.i < this.i+1;this.i++){
while(true){
}
}
}
}
}
}

should work good too

[SSRobgeta]

//NPC Created by Stefan
if (playerenters) {
}
if (playertouchsme) {
}

Stefan's greatest work.