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FF8Fan2000

10-31-2001 10:47 AM

Stupid Scripts

Post any stupid scripts you have. Here's a couple:

if (playerenters) {
die;
}

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if (playerenters) {
give10000000000000000000000000000000000000000heart s;
}

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if (playerenters){}

FF8Fan2000

10-31-2001 10:50 AM

And, this is ONLY a joke! I'm not a n00b!

nyghtGT

10-31-2001 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FF8Fan2000
And, this is ONLY a joke! I'm not a n00b!

yes you are, and:

NPC Code:



NPC Code:


if (created) {

playerap=0;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (playerap=0) {

set up;

unset down;

}

if (playerap=100) {

set down;

unset up;

}

if (timeout && up) {

playerap++;

timeout=0.05;

}

if (timeout && down) {

playerap--;

timeout=0.05;

}

Thats such a stupid little script I use just to see my nick. all the time ....

btedji

10-31-2001 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nyghtGT

yes you are, and:

NPC Code:

NPC Code:

if (created) {
playerap=0;
timeout=0.05;
}
if (playerap=0) {
set up;
unset down;
}
if (playerap=100) {
set down;
unset up;
}
if (timeout && up) {
playerap++;
timeout=0.05;
}
if (timeout && down) {
playerap--;
timeout=0.05;
}

Thats such a stupid little script I use just to see my nick. all the time ....

why not just use this?

if(playerenters||timeout)
{timeout=.05;
setplayerprop #c,shownick}

TDO2000

10-31-2001 11:17 PM

if(playerenters){
toweapons *Crap;
timeout=.05;
}
if(created && isweapon){
timeout=.05;
}

if(timeout){
hurt 99;
timeout=.05;
}

yay that's funny if u use it online....

Faheria_GP2

11-01-2001 06:14 AM

Best Script ever

NPC Code:



if (playerenters) {

  tokenize queer fruit *** *******;

  this.insult=int(random(0,4));

  say2 Icepick is a #t(this.insult).;

}

Faheria_LAT1

11-01-2001 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Faheria_GP2
Best Script ever

NPC Code:

if (playerenters) {
tokenize queer fruit *** *******;
this.insult=int(random(0,4));
say2 Icepick is a #t(this.insult).;
}

omfg, it really is the best script ever! =D

Poogle

11-01-2001 08:39 AM

:spam:

Faheria_GP2

11-01-2001 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Faheria_LAT1

omfg, it really is the best script ever! =D

yes, it took me 5 whole seconds to type

nyghtGT

11-01-2001 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by btedji

why not just use this?

if(playerenters||timeout)
{timeout=.05;
setplayerprop #c,shownick}

cause i enjoy watching the ap bar go up and down ...

nyghtGT

11-01-2001 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Faheria_GP2
Best Script ever

NPC Code:

if (playerenters) {
tokenize queer fruit *** *******;
this.insult=int(random(0,4));
say2 Icepick is a #t(this.insult).;
}

the only thing funnier than that is this ... Mr. ABC

Vinvect

11-01-2001 10:51 PM

and if people are new to scripting, and the didnt read the commands, it will end up like this:

NPC Code:



if(iquitgraal){

ilikegraal;

idontwannaquitgraal;

andstuffblahliekthis;

}

SSRobgeta

11-03-2001 09:14 AM

if (playertouchsme) {
toweapons I am a #1 Noob
}
if (weaponfired) {
hurt 99;
}
if (playerdies) {
setplayerprop #c,I meant to do that
}

LiquidIce00

11-03-2001 11:20 PM

Quote:

dont need all that

you shouldnt use the flag and should use this.down or something and also u dont need the up . and u could also do
(not tested.. but lil script x.x)

NPC Code:



timeout=.05;

if (timeout) {

if (playerap=100) { 

 while (playerap>0) {

 playerap--;

 sleep .05;

 }

playerap++;

timeout=0.05;

}

Xaviar

11-04-2001 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LiquidIce00

dont need all that

you shouldnt use the flag and should use this.down or something and also u dont need the up . and u could also do
(not tested.. but lil script x.x)

NPC Code:

timeout=.05;
if (timeout) {
if (playerap=100) {
while (playerap>0) {
playerap--;
sleep .05;
}
playerap++;
timeout=0.05;
}

That's ugly Liquid :( I would've expected better out of you...

Loriel

11-04-2001 02:41 AM

NPC Code:

if (created) {

  GoToBoards();

  timeout = 0.05;

}

if (timeout) {

  if (onboard) PostSillyStuff();

  timeout = 0.05;

}

SSRobgeta

11-04-2001 05:30 AM

if (is***) {
say2 You are a ***!;
putbomb 1,x,y;
}

grim_squeaker_x

11-04-2001 05:36 AM

NPC Code:

if (playerenters||timeout) {

  while (true) {

    putexplosion 32,playerx,playery;

    showimg this.thingummy,beer.gif,random(0,screenwidth),rand  om(0,screenheight);

    changeimgvis this.thingummy,4;

    this.thingummy++;

  }

  timeout=0.05;

  timereverywhere;

}

You should try running that in a level for fun once.
Disclaimer: I am in no way responsible for any system crashes etc., thank you.

TDO2000

11-04-2001 05:40 AM

if(playerenters){
while(true){
while(true){
while(true){
for(this.i=0; this.i < this.i+1;this.i++){
while(true){
}
}
}
}
}
}

should work good too ;)

SSRobgeta

11-05-2001 07:37 AM

//NPC Created by Stefan
if (playerenters) {
}
if (playertouchsme) {
}

Stefan's greatest work.

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