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Your child vomits on the floor, in a frenzy of fear for your child's health and fair for your beautiful royal-blue carpet you grab a bucket and a wet rag and go to wipe it up, and all in one flash of the mind's eye your door is BUST OPEN! more men than you can count in the time it takes them to storm in are surrounding you with rifles, and full armour on. They scream for you to put down the rag, and you quickly do as you were told, now fearing for your health. The art police have come, and they're not going to let you ruin a beautiful piece of abstract art.
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Well, taking photos of vomit is very...well...sick, but it can still be classed as Abstract Art, or maybe Abstract Photography. As for the Abstract Police, that's the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard of, I like it

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Whee, I'm an artist now.
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Well, if you carry on like that and make it larger, then it would be better, but yes, you are an Ascii-Abstract Artist. I thought you were already an artist anyway ;-)