You know you've been playing GK too much when...

Kaiser2 · #1 03-14-2003, 03:37 AM

You know how these threads go, so post your thoughts

-When you fail a test in school, and you grab a large stick you carry and start yelling at your teacher "CAUSE CRITICAL WOUNDS! CAUSE CRITICAL WOUNDS!!!"
-When you go to the library and complain that "they're not selling any Improve Weapon Damage Scrolls"
-When a store doesn't sell the thing you're looking for, you exit and re-enter to see if it restocked.
-When your mom makes jell-o and you run at it yelling "DIE YOU EVIL MINION OF EVIL, GLOK! YOU SHALL NOT HURT MY FAMILY!"
-When you wake up and wonder why an old man isn't digging you out with a shovel.
-When you put some metal on an anvil, smack it with a hammer 3 times, and wonder why it hasn't turned into a sword yet.
-When you go to a store, drink an over-priced potion and complain that your stats didn't rise.
-When you through your family heriloom, a dagger, into a large purple pond and wonder why 120 dollars didn't dissappear from your wallet, why you didn't get the dagger back, and why it didn't become un-blessed.
-When you go to the Pope and ask him which God gives you the best resistance to magic.

I'll add more later, people, post your own thoughts

Dark-Dragoon · #2 03-14-2003, 03:42 AM

-When you kill anything you see in hopes of becoming strong

boukon_malisous · #3 03-14-2003, 03:42 AM

I think you are on some type of drug if you actually do those

-When you read a piece of paper and ask why you didnt feel healthier.

--Chris-- · #4 03-14-2003, 04:38 AM

Once when I was in Math class I refered to one of my friends as someone's nick on Graal for some reason x.x I was like "Hey! <person's nick here>"

Edit: You know when you play GK too much when you call that big fat cafetira lady in every school gives you wrong change and you say "OMFG LIEK WTS NUB"

Dude6252000 · #5 03-14-2003, 04:59 AM

-You know you play GK too much when you've been eating potatoes and chicken legs every 5 minutes to keep your hunger up, so you don't lose teeth.

Kaiser2 · #6 03-14-2003, 06:04 AM

-You fear studying for a test because if you fail reading the book it will turn to dust.
-You buy a sword from Chinatown and then run around yelling "Mass Message: Chinatown dealer Wong is a scammer! Do NOT buy from him! He says he'll sell you a flaming sword but it's just a sword!"
-You stare at a mushroom for a long time and wonder why you can't identify it.
-You wave a stick yelling "DIMENSION DOOR!" and since nothing happens you just say "I bet Stefan still hasn't uploaded it yet."
-You bring a heart to your dog and ask it to give you a pet egg.
-You walk down the stairs into the subway, thinking it is a dungeon, and wonder why no wolves have jumped out to attack you.
-You kill a really hairy guy wearing pants, eat his leg, and when people ask you what the h*ll did you do, you say "He was a wolf, and I was hungry."
-You go to the nearest Jewlery store and ask if they have any Rings of War for sale.
-You yell /restart 0568 and wonder why you haven't restarted your life.
-you say /sit and wonder why you're still standing.
-you beat up 5 people and wonder why you haven't leveled up yet.
-you attack stray dogs and cats hoping to raise your weapon class.
-you make a suit of metal and when people ask you why you're wearing it, you say "I need to boost my ac so I don't get killed while on battle mode"
-a thug mugs you at knifepoint and you laugh at him, saying he can't hurt you because you're on peaceful mode.
-you wonder why the moon hasn't crashed yet.
-you travel by boat.
-you say unstick me in hopes of getting home faster. and you do O.o

MasterNuke · #7 03-14-2003, 06:11 AM

Stefan made Dimention Door into something? what does it do?

- You know you been playing too much GK when... segments of your dream are in Graal Kingdoms tiles and characters...

That actually happens to me... sad isn't it?

screen_name · #8 03-14-2003, 06:13 AM

- When you get angry because every store you go to will not exchange your american money into platinum coins
- When you scream out in class, "Buying IWD, RoW, and RoC!! Name your price"
- When you have an "Evil bomy plushie toy"
- When you collect sticks to take to the store hoping they will recharge them
- When you order a GK shirt off www.graalonline.com
- When You make a thread like this

feivel · #9 03-14-2003, 06:14 AM

You know you play graal kingdoms too much when:

You are running and a house appears smack dab infront of you, then somehow you start to get eaten by a crab.

BryanluvsJulia · #10 03-14-2003, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaiser2

-a thug mugs you at knifepoint and you laugh at him, saying he can't hurt you because you're on peaceful mode.

haha

you know you play graal too much when you make a thread about you know you play graal too much.

James · #11 03-14-2003, 06:45 AM

How much is too much?

zell12 · #12 03-14-2003, 08:08 AM

8hours a day is too much.

Dude6252000 · #13 03-14-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MasterNuke
Stefan made Dimention Door into something? what does it do?

- You know you been playing too much GK when... segments of your dream are in Graal Kingdoms tiles and characters...

That actually happens to me... sad isn't it?

That does with me, too. Except it's in first person. You would look all 3Dish, and I could actually see your face under that hat a few times. :O

FFXRikku · #14 03-14-2003, 03:03 PM

You know you play graal kingdoms too much when:

-In real life you think you can hatch squirrels from eggs.

Jeff · #15 03-14-2003, 05:50 PM

-When you quit playing newmain

Dude6252000 · #16 03-15-2003, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FFXRikku
You know you play graal kingdoms too much when:

-In real life you think you can hatch squirrels from eggs.

Or you grab an egg from the refrigerator, set it on the ground, and wait for a Yoda-looking pet to come out.

Googi · #17 03-15-2003, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff
-When you quit playing newmain

JudgeDurst · #18 03-15-2003, 01:41 AM

You know you've been playing graal kingdoms too much when..

-You rush into farmer's fields, dig up potatoes and destroy them to see if there are any mandrake roots inside.

-You can think of phrases to post in this thread, and understand why the others are funny.

-You kill millions of innocent rabbits because they are 'Evil', and you ask why there aren't any blue or pink ones.

-You dig up the garden in the hopes of finding tree and corn seeds.

-You go to beaches and shout 'I need food!'.

alarid0 · #19 03-15-2003, 01:48 AM

You know you've been playing GK to much when you make a list of how you can tell if you've been playing GK too much.

Kaiser2 · #20 03-15-2003, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alarid0
You know you've been playing GK to much when you make a list of how you can tell if you've been playing GK too much.

Enough mentioning that, I'm getting annoyed because everyone is posting that

fine, I play too much GK! HAPPY?!?!?! But I only play a few hours a day :O

LordZen · #21 03-15-2003, 06:29 AM

You know you play GK to much when...

-you have some common sense.

uh yea.

Shrimp Okonomiyaki · #22 03-15-2003, 09:32 AM

You know you've been listening to Googi too much when:

- You think standing around on a dead server bored off your ass is fun.

freak0102 · #23 03-15-2003, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LordZen
You know you play GK to much when...

-you have some common sense.

uh yea.

Yeah,at that point, you just HAVE to go back to UN.

Brad · #24 03-15-2003, 11:03 AM

- when you call people newbies in real life .. x-x

GoZelda · #25 03-15-2003, 12:35 PM

-When you think trees are fullgrown within a minute
-When you bake on coal
-When you put a cap in front of your face while darting "because it has AC+1".
-When you go pray in front of a statue of a dog
-When you say that t-rexes exist in the tunnels
-When you kill your sister's rabbit
-When you are afraid to walk in forests because of mushrooms
-You dig everywhere when you found a map
-You kill the smallest dark-clothed person of the school when he used a watergun because you thought it was a smoky.
-When you buy heart in a shop and complain it isn't Identified.
more soon, g2g

alarid0 · #26 03-15-2003, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad
- when you call people newbies in real life .. x-x

O.o? Whats wrong with calling people newbies in real life?
Newbie doesn't just deal with Graal :P my teacher calls us that when she starts teaching something new.

James · #27 03-15-2003, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alarid0

O.o? Whats wrong with calling people newbies in real life?
Newbie doesn't just deal with Graal :P my teacher calls us that when she starts teaching something new.

I usually don't hear the term "newbie" in real-life, but I do hear the term "regular" used quite a bit.

Kaiser2 · #28 03-15-2003, 07:33 PM

What kind of bee doesn't have wings? a new-bee

JudgeDurst · #29 03-15-2003, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaiser2
What kind of bee doesn't have wings? a new-bee

x.x thats bad lol

Kaiser2 · #30 03-15-2003, 09:19 PM

My band teacher made it up :P

MilkyWay0016 · #31 03-16-2003, 06:29 AM

-If you're in a graal guild/kingdom, you pull rank on people in RL

::raises hand:: guilty.

Kaiser2 · #32 03-16-2003, 07:37 AM

I outrank you all, and declare you shall all now post more funny things in this thread

-When you build a zepplin and a house with things that you find lying around in caves and by killing animals.
-When you kill some animal, skin it, and then make its skin into cloth by placing it over a flame for a few seconds.
-When you run up to the nearest german whose name is Stefan and yell at him "ADD POTIONS THAT RAISE STATS!!!"
-when you say "toall:" before anything else and expect everyone in the world to hear what you're saying
-when you make a ship out of 48 boards.
-when you click yourself and wonder why a menu hasn't poped up.
-When you go to stores in hopes that they're selling a talisman and some spell books so you can finally be able to use magic.
-When you make nails using nothing but a hammer, and a hot piece of metal.
-when you can ACTUALLY somehow send a PM to other people in real life.

DenoriZakarum · #33 03-16-2003, 08:53 AM

-when you wave a stick and expect a bulet to come out
-when you ask a old man if theirs a better way to level up other than trexs
-when you stand around begging for a sword
-when u ask someone to charm you so you can buy something cheaper

DragonX · #34 03-16-2003, 09:02 AM

-When you are standing around people (like in an elevator) and they are just standing there, they don't have a bubble above their head

-You put on a ring and wonder why you didn't get stronger

-You put on a hat and wonder why it doesn't cover your eyes

-You put a bag on the floor and wonder why it doesn't go into the floor

-You go to get a haircut and wonder why it didn't take 3 seconds to change your hairstyle and/or haircolor

I will figure out more later, I am too tired right now.

GoZelda · #35 03-16-2003, 12:26 PM

-You go to the barber and ask if he can make yoour hair longer.
-You are afraid of the subway because there are t-rexes etc.
-You don't believe there are alligators in the sewers. They're t-rexes, smoky's, dievils etc.

brock128 · #36 03-16-2003, 03:20 PM

- You identify mushrooms to increase your intelligence.
- You eat said mushrooms.

MilkyWay0016 · #37 03-18-2003, 04:11 AM

Here's a good one for
YOU KNOW YOU PLAY MUDS TO MUCH WHEN:
It gets funnier as it goes on.
Note: This is referring to the normal, text based muds. Don't bother reading if you don't play them. Not sure if you do? Look at the Telnet joke in my signature. If you get it, click on the link

Click-y!

Kinatt · #38 03-18-2003, 10:25 PM

-you think about it at school, and are giving up social life to play it, in hopes of leveling up that night and or, a kingdom event.

sad sad world you guys live in isn't it.

Kaiser2 · #39 03-22-2003, 07:53 AM

-You attack a lizard and wonder why it didn't regenerate magically.
-You find a piece of paper with writing and wonder when this will be added.
-You pray to a dog with a gem on it's head in hopes of getting a "Govannon +3 weapon."
It's late, I'll post more tomorrow.

LilNiglet · #40 03-26-2003, 01:57 AM

When you tell someone to "STOOFOO" in real life.