The bestest NPC Evah!!!!!!!!

[SSj_Link]

Thsi Ncp iz that best thingy everds!!!!#21111!1111


[code]
if (playertouchesme) {
toweapons BEZTEZT EVAH!!!!;
disabledefmovement;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
enabledefmovement;
}

if (weaponfired) {
set LEEET WEPZON!!!!;
while if (LEEET WEPZON!!!!) {
setani jackoff.gani;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
putexplosion2 3,playerx,playery+1
sleep99;
}
}



Ok I was just bored and decided on making this, I expect this to be put on every single server except 2k1 and Sanstrata



-Freaky-

[Merlin]

?
this is not even funny you're a ****ing idiot, die.

[KJS]

it wouldn't even work cuz you forgot the
;'s
after each line

[LiquidIce00]

***** .. u just lost the right to speak

[SSj_Link]

Cant even post stupid scripts anymore
I was just bored..

-freak-

[Boozy_Bravo]

Everyones so mean to poor Freaky

-Boozy

[Link77]

heheh that is pretty messed...

:o

[Sep3kP2P]

i tried to edit that to make it work but it was to crappy t even try. you don't even test these out do you? sleep99; first it would b sleep 99; and second, thats gonna b a real long time b4 that does anything...

[Sep3kP2P]

i'd hope so... for his sake...

[SSj_Link]

It was Intentionally Poor :o)

I get bored nad do stupid things
ask boozy


-Freaky-

[AlexH]

couldnt you just do

if (playertouchsme) {
playerhearts-=99;
message Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;
}

[KJS]

NPC Code:

---

// NPC made by KJL

if (playerenters) {

  playerx=0;

  playery=0;

  for(this.x=0;this.x<=64;this.x++)

    for(this.y=0;this.y<=64;this.y++)

      board[this.x+this.y*64]=632;

  updateboard 0,0,64,64;

  showstats 0;

  this.count=8;

  setstring this.say1,Here it comes;

  setstring this.say2,Are you read?;

  setstring this.say3,Can you handle it?;

  setstring this.say4,Its now or never;

  setstring this.say5,Watch Out;

  setstring this.say6,Press A when your done;

  setstring this.say7,Frolic;

  setarray this.effect,this.count;

  for(this.loop=1;this.loop<=this.count;this.loop++)

    this.effect[this.loop]=1;

  running=1;

  while(running=1){

    this.i+=1;

    if(this.i>=(this.count*3)) this.i=1;

    if((this.i/3)==int(this.i/3)){

      showimg (this.i/3),@Arail@B@#s(this.say#v(this.i/3)),random(0,30),random(0,30);

      this.effect[this.i/3]=2;

      changeimgzoom (this.i/3),2;

      changeimgcolors (this.i/3),1,1,1,1;

    }

    for(this.add=1;this.add<=this.count;this.add++){

      this.effect[this.add]-=.05;

      changeimgzoom this.add,this.effect[this.add];

      if(this.add==7)

        changeimgcolors this.add,this.effect[this.add],this.effect[this.add],0,this.effect[this.add];

      else

        changeimgcolors this.add,this.effect[this.add],this.effect[this.add],this.effect[this.add],this.effect[this.add];

    }

    if(keydown(6))

      running=0;

    sleep 0.1;

  }

  for(this.destroy=1;this.destroy<=this.count;this.d  estroy++)

    hideimg this.destroy;

  for(this.a=0;this.a<2;this.a++){

    showimg this.a,@Arail@B@Thanks -KJL,(9+this.a/8),(10+this.a/8);

    changeimgzoom this.a,3;

  }

  changeimgcolors 1,1,0,0,1;

  showstats 1+2+4+8+16+32+64+128+256+512+1024;

}

---

[Sep3kP2P]

thats pretty cool

[KJS]

Originally posted by Sep3kP2P
thats pretty cool

thanks

[SSj_Link]

Originally posted by AlexH
couldnt you just do

if (playertouchsme) {
playerhearts-=99;
message Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;
}

Yes but that wouldnt be NEARLY as fun

[toad1413]

Originally posted by SSj_Link


Yes but that wouldnt be NEARLY as fun

No. Just no.