IS SPIDER THE BSET EVER?

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you'd be grinning like an idiot on your picture people'd laugh at you.

[Kaimetsu]

If people'd laugh at me then I'd throw myself off a building.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you'd throw yourself off of a building you'd be in the newspaper again.

[Kaimetsu]

If I was in the newspaper again, then I might inspire someone else to do the same as me.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If we assume that with every person jumping off of a building four other persons are inspired to do the same then eventually then more and more people would jump off of buildings nutil there is no one left in the world.

[Kaimetsu]

If there is nobody left in the world, the insects will take over!

[grim_squeaker_x]

If the insects would take over ultimately one will get a couple of machine guns and use them, then apear in the newspaper looking idiotic after which it will jump off a building because it was laughed at and that would inspire other insects to do the same until there are no more insects left in the world.

[Kaimetsu]

If an insect jumped off a building, its small mass would mean that its terminal velocity was something like 1 m/s and thus it would not be harmed no matter what it dropped off. So it would be laughed at even more.

[grim_squeaker_x]

After it had been laughed at even more, it would become even more gloomy and suicidal and decide to commit suicide by shooting itself with one of the aforementioned machine guns.

[Kaimetsu]

After several failed attempts to ram the trigger and then scuttle around the the other end of the gun in time, it would jump into the sea.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If it'd jump in the sea it would turn into a whale because of rare spontaneous evolution.

[Kaimetsu]

If it turned into a whale, it would drown because it would not know how to use its... whale stuff.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If it'd drown it would finally have succesfully commited suicide.

[Kaimetsu]

If it successfully committed suicide, it would be blessed by the ant god for success in its efforts, and reincarnated.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If it would be reincarnated the whole thing would start over again.