IS SPIDER THE BSET EVER?

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If you jumped off a building, I would run down and catch you so that the whole cycle did not start all over again.

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If I was in the newspaper as a hero, then all the chicks would dig me.

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If I was attacked by groupies, then I'd employ my cool kung fu skills.

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If they attacked me with even more enthusiasm, then I'd run away and publically make a fool of myself to make them lose interest.

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If no more chicks digged me then at least I'd have some privacy.

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I shall continue! If one final groupie continued to stalk me, then she better be hot.

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If she looked like that, I'd discreetly kill her.

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If I was arrested, I'd hire the best lawyer in the land to prove that it was justified.

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If I was in the newspaper again then I'd learn from my last mistake and make a half-silly face, so that people will neither like nor hate me.

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If the suicide rate is increased overnight, then there would be fewer potential mothers, and insufficient numbers to cope with the influx of new souls wanting a body.

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If the whole world was infested with zombies, then priesthood would get a huge surge of new interest.

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If the birth rate declined, then resurrection rate would decline too, and the zombies would triple in number. Eventually the bodies of dead priests would be possessed too, and it would be one long hopeless battle between zombies and priests.

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If we turned into start raving barbarians who are only interested in fighting, then HOPEFULLY we'd have the sense to use two swords at once rather than spinning around like idiots with big hammers.

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If we were constantly under the influence of Frenzy, then the zombies wouldn't stand a chance.

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It we chopped all the zombies into pieces then the pieces would decay and from the Earth would spring huge quantities of vegetation, so that mankind could once more return to its forest-based roots.

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And we would grow tails and become monkeys.

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They would begin to chop down the trees, and harnest power from burning them. Civilisation would spring up once again.

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If that happened, then oppressive moderators would threaten to remove their essential predictions.

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And then their predictions would come true, and everybody would formally apologise to the two prophets.

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Upon examining the paper, the prophets would find strange mimicrys of their appearances. And verily, both would be pulling stupid faces therein.

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So, enraged by the incessant laughing, the prophets would train an army of gnats to attack their detractors.

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From the asylum, the prophets would convince others of their truths and incite a revolt against the wardens.

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Soon, aliens discover that intelligent life has finally arrived on Earth, and make their appearance at last.

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After war is declared, thousands will perish under the tyranny of the aliens, until peace is made when they realise how delicious pizza is, and how much of it humans can make.

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A trade route will be set up, bringing alien slave girls in exchange for our twisted crust lovelies.

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Except for one young alien lass, who, quite endearingly, was thought of as ugly in the alien community. On Earth, she's the most beautiful thing imaginable.

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Running away, she found herself in the arms of the male prophet, who calmly told her "I have to go home now - college is closing. Seeya tomorrow," and disappeared into the sunset.

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First, Soul Blade is a good scripter and amount of time spent scripting is not a good indicator of skill. You can be good without having loads of experience if you learn fast.

Second, the guy who said that athiests were just in denial and secretly believed in a god is an idiot. I hereby give him the "stupidest person I've met today" award.

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Pah, Kyle's easy. If he comes near, I just hit him with a 700 line bank script and watch him collapse

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Originally posted by XilosTinsu
I think Geo is doing a fine job

Hmm... The general consensus is that N-Pulse is not a good server, right? And yet Geo must see it as a worthwhile place. Now, if something came along with equal quality to N-Pulse, then would he accept it? In that case, he is accepting a poor server. If he didn't accept it then it would mean he was biased, and again he would be doing his job badly.

Of course, this all hinges on whether or not N-Pulse is a good server. You decide.

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I was just joking, Fal. I was saying that the best weapon against Kyle is long, pointless scripts. And NeoNight's 700-line bank script was a good example to use

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Originally posted by ownerofbabylon
So as you can see, you need to lay off Geovanie who is trying to own 2 servers (its hard to maintain just one) and still test PWs every weekend, listen to crap from all of you, and more. I think hes doing a fine job! ok im through

One symptom of immaturity is the inability to distinguish constructive or necessary criticism from mudslinging. Tybalt was commenting because he felt it was best for Graal. It wasn't an insult, it was a legitimate concern that had to be voiced.

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Originally posted by ownerofbabylon
I am inmature!?!?!?!?! oh god *Runs crying to mommy and tells her Kai is a mean mean man*

*looks back*

Actually, I wasn't targeting you. It was more of a general comment. Sorry if it looked like I was singling you out.

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Originally posted by Termina_GP7
I Can script NPCs

No sir, you are an idiot. Please find a big scary bear and ask him to eat you.

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Originally posted by RawPower

You can prove the bible wrong from a 1% similarity in genes. I remember this guy who was a astrologists and he was out to prove the bible wrong and find out how the earth really did start, he tried for years and when he finally came to his conclusion that he couldnt prove it wrong he became a popular priest. I sure as hell know we werent apes millions of years ago...maybe we looked like them but never were "apes" before.

You can't prove religion is wrong, simply because it's so stupidly secretive. "Hey, there's a supreme being but... uh... you can't see him or touch him or anything like that..." Imaginary friends, anyone?

Anyway, "we" weren't apes but our ancestors were. Your instincts do nothing to disprove this.

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A few points,

1) If Tier'Dal is low-quality then it should never have been put up. I'm not trying to attack Geo here because it seems clear to me that he really cares about this, but I have to be objective. Bad PWs make Graal look worse.

2) Isn't it wrong to promise your workers that their stuff will go online where they can be proud of it, and then remove the world soon after? Think of SacredSilver's (and a few others, but he's the only one I know) feelings.

3) People, insulting Geo is just childish. Tybalt, the server is going down so you've got what you want. Why do you need to continue your war against Geovanie? Why make it into a personal thing when it's not? When it's just a matter of improving a game?

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Originally posted by Slaktmaster
I forgot to say that I hate Tybalt from now on if anybody cares.
If you don't like Geo keep quiet about it!!!

Uh... you just said that if somebody doesn't like somebody else then they should keep quiet about it. And then you also told us you hate Tybalt. Hypocrisy=bad.

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Originally posted by RawPower
Krakken go away and make accounts or something. Stop trying to be the hero you ***!

Shadrock, that's not very civil. You seem to have developed a grudge against Krakken since he left Faheria.

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Originally posted by Falcor
Bat npc? *glances at Kaimetsu* I shudder to think..... nah.. well maybe. well see wont we.

They wouldn't... They're not THAT stupid...

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Newsflash, Soul Blade:

If you proclaim yourself as a veritable enemy of Graal then your stuff starts taking lower priority. You've probably plastered the world with signs that say "NW SUCKS!"