IS SPIDER THE BSET EVER?

[grim_squeaker_x]

And the two prophets would come into a strange papery object which contains news.

[Kaimetsu]

Upon examining the paper, the prophets would find strange mimicrys of their appearances. And verily, both would be pulling stupid faces therein.

[grim_squeaker_x]

Thus people would once again laugh at the prophets.

[Kaimetsu]

So, enraged by the incessant laughing, the prophets would train an army of gnats to attack their detractors.

[grim_squeaker_x]

(Erm.. Gnats interesting.)
And the detractors would be so afraid of that action that they would call the asylum and that the two prophets would be shut in because they were clearly insane.

[Kaimetsu]

From the asylum, the prophets would convince others of their truths and incite a revolt against the wardens.

[grim_squeaker_x]

And the revolt is of course an amazing succes, resulting in a new religion ultimately being born, a religion all to do about posting philosophies about the future on forums, and spreading the cosmic wisdom encaptured therein.

[Kaimetsu]

Soon, aliens discover that intelligent life has finally arrived on Earth, and make their appearance at last.

[CrazedMerlin]

OK!
stop talking
this thread is about Nothar

[grim_squeaker_x]

And when those aliens come they will be greeted by the automatic "Hello, welome to Earth. Enjoy your stay here and be sure to check out some of our travel brochures acquirable at NASA", which then turns out to be the worst possible insult in the aliens language after which they instantly declare war on Earth.

[Kaimetsu]

After war is declared, thousands will perish under the tyranny of the aliens, until peace is made when they realise how delicious pizza is, and how much of it humans can make.

[grim_squeaker_x]

Then economy will show an increasing rise and in the stock market people will buy stocks for the different ingredients for pizza's.

[Kaimetsu]

A trade route will be set up, bringing alien slave girls in exchange for our twisted crust lovelies.

[grim_squeaker_x]

But those alien slave girls only came in use as servants due to the fact that they were not in any way attractive to Earthlings.

[Kaimetsu]

Except for one young alien lass, who, quite endearingly, was thought of as ugly in the alien community. On Earth, she's the most beautiful thing imaginable.