Orcs are coming for you..

Nappa · #1 08-08-2004, 07:28 AM

Me and my band of orcs (join http://www.graalonline.com/guilds/vi...0&view=appform still waiting activation) are invading Main island.. We will eat your babies and force humans to be our slaves... Will you all stand back and be destroyed or will you fight back ? You decide.. all that I can tell you is their will be war soon.. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR (awesome roaring noise there to scare you)

Geno · #2 08-08-2004, 07:32 AM

:|.
i will support.
what about brad's "Orc"

MasterNuke · #3 08-08-2004, 07:47 AM

Remember kids... Orcs hate magic.

Nappa · #4 08-08-2004, 07:51 AM

The Orc Legion died and basically brad has gone MIA from GK. I hear he quit the internet because he couldn't format his computer.

So it is only my duty to carry the Orcs into the new millenium by destroying all humans.

GryffonDurime · #5 08-08-2004, 07:53 AM

Please, enjoy that destroying all humans thing.

Splke · #6 08-08-2004, 08:18 AM

How do you quit the internet?

Python523 · #7 08-08-2004, 08:53 AM

As tied governor of main, I will bomb orcs on sight 8-)

Splke · #8 08-08-2004, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Python523

As tied governor of main, I will bomb orcs on sight 8-)

Im'a pwn u.. w/.................................................. ...........

I'll get back to you on that.

Monkeyboy_McGee · #9 08-08-2004, 03:10 PM

Meaning you'll all just sit around bomboria trade all day, like you already do, right.

Crono · #10 08-08-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeyboy_McGee

Meaning you'll all just sit around bomboria trade all day, like you already do, right.

Like 1/4 of the players do >_>;

Dehitay · #11 08-08-2004, 07:40 PM

Hey, don't diss the older players sitting in the trade center
It gives me the chance to pass them up doing maps
>=D

btw, I own the soul of the orc who started this thread

Nappa · #12 08-08-2004, 07:56 PM

Psht... Foolish humans.

You cannot resist us and our baby eating powers.

WE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL. The bomys once rules main island.. then the humans.. Now it is the Orcs turn to rule.

GryffonDurime · #13 08-08-2004, 08:24 PM

For Doooooomhammer!

Ooops...sorry, wrong fantasy world there.

Crono · #14 08-08-2004, 09:55 PM

How come there's not any pregnant rp women on GK? I mean wtf, where does the general population come from?

axman36 · #15 08-08-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterNuke

Remember kids... Orcs hate magic.

guess Orcs hate me then, cause my char is a sorcerer

GoZelda · #16 08-08-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GryffonDurime

For Doooooomhammer!

Ooops...sorry, wrong fantasy world there.

Zamzam. For the horde!

Zero Hour · #17 08-08-2004, 10:54 PM

Remember, kids, orcs are unusually slow and unusually susceptible to arrows.

GoZelda · #18 08-08-2004, 10:56 PM

Remember, kids, orcs are one step higher then you are in the food chain.

Crono · #19 08-08-2004, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Zero Hour

Remember, kids, orcs are unusually slow and unusually susceptible to arrows.

Not on LOTR kthx 8]

Nappa · #20 08-09-2004, 01:22 AM

Orcs have our own Shamans for magic.. and as for bowing.. We can send our own human slaves out to use bows.

GryffonDurime · #21 08-09-2004, 01:26 AM

I'm a Shaman!

Myomoto · #22 08-09-2004, 01:21 PM

Heh, good thing i'm a half-elf then

GryffonDurime · #23 08-09-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Myomoto

Heh, good thing i'm a half-elf then

Is the other half human? Because we can work with enslaving all half humans and human..ish races.

Dehitay · #24 08-09-2004, 05:28 PM

Elves make even better slaves than humans
they're practically immortal
they have an extended working period

TeRRi2k · #25 08-09-2004, 08:21 PM

I don't think there are too many elves on GK that can be the orcs' slaves xD

Don't steal Epsilon's slaves >: o or we will slay ya.

GryffonDurime · #26 08-09-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TeRRi2k

I don't think there are too many elves on GK that can be the orcs' slaves xD

Don't steal Epsilon's slaves >: o or we will slay ya.

Piffle. Orcs do not fear mortal assasins. Epsilon is cowardly, because you do not fight face to face. You fight face to back. That is why orcs always wear reinforced armor.

MasterNuke · #27 08-10-2004, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by GryffonDurime

Piffle. Orcs do not fear mortal assasins. Epsilon is cowardly, because you do not fight face to face. You fight face to back. That is why orcs always wear reinforced armor.

This is why I use armor piercing magic.

TeRRi2k · #28 08-10-2004, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GryffonDurime

Piffle. Orcs do not fear mortal assasins. Epsilon is cowardly, because you do not fight face to face. You fight face to back. That is why orcs always wear reinforced armor.

We are disguised.. darkness is our friend... forget about meeting the enemy face to face... we sneak, we backstab them... then flee like the shadow.

(btw! We never even had our first mission yet :P puh)

Nappa · #29 08-10-2004, 03:56 AM

Orcs have darkvision fool.. We see very well in the dark..

And on an ooc note

I had many people rping today through toguilds it was very fun and they all admitted it was their first time even though they are in other kingdoms and have been for a while.

Shows how well those dumb real kingdoms are doing.

MasterNuke · #30 08-10-2004, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nappa

I had many people rping today through toguilds it was very fun and they all admitted it was their first time even though they are in other kingdoms and have been for a while.

Shows how well those dumb real kingdoms are doing.

Well Nappa... pretty much everyone here knows what an Orc is... It doesn't take rocket science to be one... Plus all kingdoms started very active... then we run out of interesting conversation and become bored.

Monkeyboy_McGee · #31 08-10-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nappa

I had many people rping today through toguilds it was very fun and they all admitted it was their first time even though they are in other kingdoms and have been for a while.

Shows how well those dumb real kingdoms are doing.

Yeah. good thing none of your members came from zormite, or to my knowledge, pirates, since they're the kingdoms that are making progress

Nappa · #32 08-10-2004, 06:02 PM

I have members from zormites and pirates >_>...

I have 33 members in my database right now, 11 of which are human slaves..

And Edwardo, We weren't all orcs roleplaying. Their were human slaves, Drow, and Orcs (1 was a shaman, rest were grunts)

GryffonDurime · #33 08-10-2004, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nappa

I have members from zormites and pirates >_>...

I have 33 members in my database right now, 11 of which are human slaves..

And Edwardo, We weren't all orcs roleplaying. Their were human slaves, Drow, and Orcs (1 was a shaman, rest were grunts)

I was lonely. I demand Shamanic underlings!

greeno · #34 08-11-2004, 03:41 AM

Good thing I am a Ninja and not a human........

I'll let you guys ponder on that one for a while.

MasterNuke · #35 08-11-2004, 03:50 AM

Whatever... Don't disappoint me Nappa... I'm letting the grudge go...

Dehitay · #36 08-11-2004, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by greeno

Good thing I am a Ninja and not a human........

I'll let you guys ponder on that one for a while.

You best be some kind of Ninja Orc
which is hilarious now that I think about it

Brad · #37 08-12-2004, 01:51 AM

Well thanks for totally taking over everything I've done with orcs while I'm temporarily gone. Orcs are yours if you want. I am working on a new race anyhow which are very very very very similiar to orcs.

Monkeyboy_McGee · #38 08-12-2004, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Brad

Well thanks for totally taking over everything I've done with orcs while I'm temporarily gone. Orcs are yours if you want. I am working on a new race anyhow which are very very very very similiar to orcs.

Yeah, i took a sneak peek at the blueprints. They're called "Orks", its some scary, scary ****.

Nappa · #39 08-12-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Brad

Well thanks for totally taking over everything I've done with orcs while I'm temporarily gone. Orcs are yours if you want. I am working on a new race anyhow which are very very very very similiar to orcs.

I didn't mean to steal everything from you however you were really getting nowhere and your version of orcs appealed to me at first however it lost its appeal going along. I think your approoach was far too serious.. I take a less serious approach but serious enough to get the job done. If you'd like me to disband the guild I will.

Splke · #40 08-12-2004, 04:05 AM

Ey.. EY.. wtf? Teh Argoth is Brad's Brother , but now he isn't an Orc?
W
T
F

I'm confused yo.