Not even clever.

[protagonist]

From: [email protected] (wow, it does have graalonline.com email address, so obviously I must trust it!)
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Vt,


I am a student. I'm studying international relationships. I would like to find an interesting and active man for serious relations. Sitting at home it is not for me. I like to go out to the theater, cinema, and nightclubs.

Further details are in attach.

Yours, SecretGurl
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This came with a 37.6kb "MoreInfo" exe file and a picture (the picture was a nice touch, but I'm still not so stupid).
I've underlined the parts which make me totally unqualified for such an endeavor, just for comedic purposes.

This made me laugh for about 5 minutes, and I did of course show my friends. So if you get any SecretGurl emails, don't listen to them!
What did impress me is that someone actually took the time to right an email to VT (none of the other people I've asked have recieved it). What makes me sad is someone things low enough of me to actually expect me to open it.