The Adventures of Dante.......

Hulk Hogan · #1 03-20-2001, 10:32 PM

Well since some of you said you wanted to hear some of the "Adeventures of Dante" here is one I just made up:

Dante was walking down the road one day........He saw a strange looking bag laying on the side of the road......So his curiousity got the better of him ......He as he picks it up and opens it he hears a ticking noise.....It blows up in his facing killing him =P. Curiousity killed Dante.....=D I'll post some betters ones soon. I liked the first one better =D.

Thanks,

FatherDante · #2 03-20-2001, 10:34 PM

Yeah, I think this one could use a little work.

Lycia · #3 03-21-2001, 02:44 AM

NPC Code:

<sarcasm>That should be on the best sellers list.  </sarcasm>

FatherDante · #4 03-21-2001, 06:51 AM

Dante was feeling comfortable as he sat on a cliff overlooking the sea, praying quietly. When he felt the big stone hit him squarely on the back of the head, he had little time to notice that he had been hit by Ice Pick the evil assassin before falling unconscious, rolling over the edge of the cliff and plumetting to his death.

The dainty "splat" was heard by an approaching band of intrepid adventurers. One of them stepped forward.

"Hey," TheGame, the powerful swordsman said, "That bastard killed Dante!"

"Let's get him!" Grim Squeaker answered immediately.

TheGame wasted no time before dashing at Ice Pick, his sword drawn and held in to his side. He ran at a mad speed before falling face down on the ground. Looking up he saw the extended foot of the smiling Lycia, slightly rotund but extremely intelligent.
"I'll take care of him." Lycia closed her eyes and extended her arms, forming an archaic symbol with her fingers. She screamed "RC power!!!" and that instant, thousands of tiny green gems went flying toward Ice Pick.

Ice Pick grabbed the gralats, chuckled, and threw a knife through Lycia's head.

Psyker let out an exasperated groan. "Money's not going to hurt him! She should have given it to me!" His eyes went wide as a realization dawned on him. "When Ice Pick dies I get his money! Oh, wait... Dante had money too!" He instantly scrambled to the cliff's edge, stumbled, and rolled down screaming.

Rastaad the sentinel knight stepped forward. "We better stop goofing around! I'll avenge Dante's death! I've got a ton of great ideas! I know they may not be much now but I'm working on tons of great ways to improve my revenge! Let's start!" Instantly, he disappeared. A moment of silence ensued.

"Nobody do anything!" TheGame shouted as he pulled himself up from the ground. "Lemme at him!" Once again he dashed at Ice Pick with incredible speed. This time when he reached Ice Pick, he slashed right through him. "Hahaha!"

Lugie groaned and shouted "Look behind you!" TheGame turned around to see Ice Pick standing right behin him with the ominous words "warpto 25 30" floating over his head.

TheGame gasped in alarm. "He's abusing the warpto-" TheGame couldn't finish his sentence before IcePick swung a sword over his head. He dashed back to the group.

Grim Squeaker donned his bogen and let loose a fury of arrows at Ice Pick. "Take that, you!" But as the arrows sped toward him, Ice Pick warped out of harm's way.

Lamer, with the mysterious white sign covering his eyes, said "That's enough, I'll get him!" He jumped 5 feet into the air, spun, shouting "ace throw!" and lobbed a beautiful shining golden axe through the air at Ice Pick.

Ice Pick turned too late to dodge the the axe and shouted with horror as he saw it spinning toward his head. Suddenly, a hand popped up and snatched the axe out of the air.

It was Psyker, still bloody from his fall down the cliff. "What do you think you're doing? That's a waste of an expensive gold axe!" Lamer groaned and fell back to the ground. Lugie continued "If you didn't want it, you should have given it to me! Throw this instead!" He tossed a metal axe at Lamer.

"What was that?" Lamer said, seconds before being knocked in the head and passing out.

"uh.... oops."

Lugie appeared holding a bush up over his head. "That's enough! Now's my chance!" He threw the bush at Ice Pick, who warped away. Then he threw another, and another, and Ice Pick warped every time!

Finally Ice Pick stopped, perched safely above a tree. "Ha!" He gloated. "With my warping power, I'm invincible!" Suddenly, a lightning bolt zipped across the sky far away in the horizon. Ice Pick glanced up, too late to avoid the Samurai Farmer falling on him with his long sword pointing straight below him.

Trueheat chuckled, pulled the sword out of Ice Pick and lept to the ground.

"Graal's greatest victory! I am indeed a samurai farmer!"

Asuka · #5 03-21-2001, 06:54 AM

THT should use a pitchfork instead of a sword. Also, Asuka could be an evil villain who wins in the next one dante

FatherDante · #6 03-21-2001, 06:56 AM

I dunno, I guess it wasn't much of an adventure of Dante, he didn't really do anything but die.

Oh well. Don't worry Asuka, I've got a good story with you in the works.

Asuka · #7 03-21-2001, 06:59 AM

IceHawk · #8 03-21-2001, 07:10 AM

whoa, cool story!

FatherDante · #9 03-21-2001, 07:13 AM

I hope you enjoyed some of the jokes.

Psyker · #10 03-21-2001, 07:48 AM

OMG! Dante, the Psyker in the story is exactly like me!

FatherDante · #11 03-21-2001, 08:01 AM

I hoped you'd like him.

Psyker · #12 03-21-2001, 08:03 AM

Dante, money makes the world go round 'n' round!

freddyfox · #13 03-21-2001, 08:06 AM

I'm going to be cool like lycia and fai and post a short reply:

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Psyker · #14 03-21-2001, 08:19 AM

O EM I KOEL 2!>!?

View GraalOnline Profile · #15 03-21-2001, 08:20 AM

Can I be in your next story this time =)

FatherDante · #16 03-21-2001, 08:21 AM

Yeah, I'll have to write another adventure of Dante!

This was a good idea of Lamer's!

Lomgren · #17 03-21-2001, 08:31 AM

I must say, that was quite enjoyable to read

. Keep up the good work, Dante.

Psyker · #18 03-21-2001, 08:31 AM

"Welly Attacks!"

Fai · #19 03-21-2001, 08:34 AM

That is not nice, I have not posted a short useless reply in a while, or have I posted many of them. Notice how I have only gotten about 100 posts in the past week as opposed to Lycia's 600 in the past week,

FatherDante · #20 03-21-2001, 08:41 AM

Fai's right. Now I feel bad about forgetting to put him in the story.

Crono Illusion · #21 03-21-2001, 09:12 AM

The Adventures of Dante!... sounds like something I'd see in a comic book shop that sells comics nobody's heard about except a small group of people.

Psyker · #22 03-21-2001, 09:18 AM

Spiderman is the best superhero. 'nuff said!

Lugie · #23 03-21-2001, 10:25 AM

i feel good, i was a character that saved the game's life. it was the least i could do, after all, he did make my life miserable... i cant be police cheif anymore 'cuz of his "TOO MANY KILLS ARGH NO EXPIRIANCE" crap. but i guess its my fault, kthxbye.

FatherDante · #24 03-21-2001, 10:32 AM

Come on, don't let your personal feelings ruin a good story, Lugie.

Lugie · #25 03-21-2001, 10:42 AM

im over the election thing... great story. i dont hate game anyways, just when he is like he was last night. great story, it takes a good imagination to do something like that

StoneColdRichie · #26 03-21-2001, 12:53 PM

PART 2

After the battle with Ice Pick, Fai shows up and heals everybody with magic flowing from his long blond hair. He then flies away. Dante, and all his friends, decide to go kill the evil rebels destroying the town. They consist of Welly, Twiztid, Damien, and Shorty. They are known as THE JUGGALOS.

Dante and his friends stroll into town. They find THE JUGGALOS on a murder spree. Dante gets really upset, but keeps his cool. TheGame is extremely angered and runs his fastest towards Welly. He jumps, aiming his sword for Welly's heart. He lands but sees nothing. He looks around and finds that he is in JAIL!

Jack, the corrupt police chief, has joined in to help THE JUGGALOS. All seems lost for our heroes. Lugie and Psyker pull our there swords, but they end up in jail also. Trueheat steps in, and throws his mighty samurai farming hat at Ice Pick causing him to lose his balance. He charges at him, but is picked off by THE JUGGALOS. He is also sent to jail.

Dante is now the only one left, he sees no way out. He pulls out a small dagger. Twiztid starts to come towards him. Dante makes a fighting stance. All of a sudden, a character comes out of nowhere. It's DEETTO. He charges for Jack and kills him before he has a chance to jail him. He puts his sword through Jack's heart!

The battle is still uneven, and THE JUGGALOS approach Deetto and Dante. All of a sudden, another character jumps off a rooftop, it's DOZER! We now have a 3 on 3 war on our hands. Fierce battling begins and Dante stands back. He seems very unsure about fighting. Dante gets knocked down with a swift punch to the back. Ice Pick is still alive! Deetto and Dozer make a run at Ice Pick but he warps away. Ice Pick sends Deetto and Dozer off to jail.

It is now a 4 on 1. THE JUGGALOS and Ice Pick against Dante. They jump on him and start attacking him furiously. Dante struggles to defend himself. The wall in the jail suddenly breaks! It's TheGame and everybody else. We have a war going on. TheGame slays Twiztid, Psyker slays Welly, and Lugie slays Damien. Ice Pick is now all alone, and he's very scared.

TheGame approaches Ice Pick with his sword. Ice Pick is very scared.

"Stop!" yells Dante, "I want to finish him off, a fair fight."

Ice Pick accepts, and choses a mace for his weapon. Dante takes out his trusty dagger. The battle for Graal begins.

Ice Pick leaps at Dante swinging his mace. Dante rolls out of the way. Dante thrusts his dagger at Ice Pick, but he easily dodges. Ice Pick swings at him again, but Dante blocks it with his small dagger. He kicks Ice Pick to the ground. He kneels above Ice Pick with the dagger, he THRUSTS it downwards.

Ice Picked warped up behind him and pounds Dante into the ground with his mace. He takes his dagger and throws it across the ground. Ice Pick holds the mace high above his head with a smirk on his face.

"Here," screams Psyker as he tosses the Dagger back to Dante. Dante thrusts the dagger into Ice Pick's small heart, ending his life.

A celebration for Dante begins....

Hulk Hogan · #27 03-21-2001, 01:03 PM

GREAT STORY!!!!!!!!
I like that story line.....But it leaves no room for an other sequal so heres one i just put together:

"The Day Dante Went To Far Up Mount Antora"

It was a very hot day. Seemed like the new year was coming soon. So Dante decided to take a swim. He swam clear up to the base of Mount Antora . Well nothing was going on since the only people on the playerlist were : someone named asleep , Corspe , and someone named away. So he decided to go up the mountain and see what was new up there. After checking out the new hockey areana and skiing Dante decided to check his playerlist to see who was online now. About 15 minutes had pasted so he thought some more people would be online. But even before he could press F7 about 10 bomys started to rape/pk him!! Dante screamed out with his girly scream for help! But it was too late for him soon he was almost killed and badly raped by bomys. Dante wonder how he would get out of this? Suddenly! Someone with a bumper stick on there face with Lamer across it appeared. Slashing bomys left and right he soon founght all of them except 1. This bomy was named "dnd" . Who was this mysterous bomy? He soon flipped into the air and yelled "Do you speak the Duestch?" And was yelling curse words and insultes in German at Lamer! The two fought fiercly for about 3 seconds. Lamer was down to 1 heart and passed out from his beating and the heat. "dnd" went to kill Dante .......when suddenly everything turned yellowish white. "Ahh!" dnd shouted! It must be the new year! dnd soon warped some admin level far away from the passed out Dante and Lamer. Lamer awoke from the heat and woke Dante .....they both rushed for the water......Dante made it but looked back to see Lamer had fell victim to "The Heat"...........Psyker suddenly runs up out of no where and takes Lamers money!!

The End!

(sorry its not as good as The Games or Dantes but its late so =P)

View GraalOnline Profile · #28 03-21-2001, 01:04 PM

Hey Game, where am I you stupid *****!?

FatherDante · #29 03-21-2001, 02:12 PM

Hahaha Lamer's is pretty funny, and TheGame's was really cool!

I have to work on another Adventure now!

Barbi · #30 03-21-2001, 02:45 PM

Dante, you have a way with words. Very funny.

FatherDante · #31 03-21-2001, 02:59 PM

Thanks a lot, I appreciate it. Stay tuned for the next episode!

Yamizitzu · #32 03-21-2001, 03:02 PM

That was a great story Dante
cant wait for your next one

FatherDante · #33 03-21-2001, 03:15 PM

The Adventures of Dante!

Dante and the proud band of explorers stood over a cliff in Bogenera, looking down at the view. "It certainly is a lovely sunset under the bomy sun!" Dante said, seconds before he heard an odd noise behind him.

"What was that?" He asked, as an arrow sped through his head!
"Argh!" He said, falling to the floor. "It's Welly!"

TrueHeat had his beautiful Samurai Farmer sword out in a flash. Fai closed one eye and surveyed the scene. "There he is! Welly picked off Dante with a bogen!"

"Two can play at that game," Grim Squeaker responded as he drew his own bogen and shot at the bush behind which Welly hid.

Welly lept out of the bush with an arrow sticking out of his chubby stomach. He pulled it out with a grimace and ran to the left, shooting arrows as he went.

deetto and dozer both pulled their swords at the same time. "Im gonna get him!" dozer said, starting to run. "No way dozer you ass im gonna get him" deetto answered, and they started fighting each other, forgetting about Welly.

TheGame laughed and approached Welly, bearing his own sword. "This'll be a piece of cake." He said, speeding up to a run and slahing his sword repeatedly.

"Look out bro!" TrueHeat shouted, and TheGame stopped just short of running into the explosion of a nukeshot! "Where'd that come from??" TheGame spurted out, surprised. "Look up there," Lugie answered, pointing to Twiztid, who stood, holding a missile launcher, looking over them from behind.

"Cheap shot!" TheGame muttered, and turned instantly around, ignoring Welly to attack Twiztid.

TrueHeat sighed. "A true samurai never forgets where danger lies." He drew his sword gracefully and ran towards Welly, but was forced to stop abruptly when a small knife, from out of nowhere, struck the ground in front of him. "Yikes! Where'd that come from?"

"Hahahaha you know where..." TrueHeat looked with horror upon Asuka, the evil villain! "I should have known it was you, Asuka! To think you would find me here..."

"What do you mean, I can look you up on the map anytime," Asuka said. "Oh yeah, that's right," TrueHeat answered. "Well, to think you would... attack me here! Prepare to die!" Asuka and TrueHeat launched into fierce battle!

By this time Lugie had realized that Welly was going to be forgotten, so he attacked him. Poor Welly was helpless and slain by Lugie the master killer in moments!

TheGame was still trying his best to defeat Twiztid, but he couldn't scale the cliff before Twiztid would shoot a nukeshot at him. "I can't get at him as long as he has that nukeshot!" He cried to the others. "I'll try and distract him." Fai said. He ran to the cliff with a hammer in one hand and a fishing pole in the other, swinging both wildly! "You're at my mercy now!" he shouted. Twiztid laughed as a nukeshot blew up squarely on Fai, killing the poor fish instantly.

TheGame grimaced. "Some diversion... trying to fight from below the cliff is no good! We can't get him as long as he has that missile launcher! This is hopeless!"

"No it's not! Panda power!"

TrueHeat and Asuka were still engaged in an amazing duel, attacking back and forth at vision blurring speeds. But even they both ****ed an eye to see the approach of a fuzzy panda- none other than Ultimate- and, right behind him was Seraetras, the famous skirmisher!

"Never Fear, Ultimate is here!" Ultimate proclaimed as he ****ed a nukeshot over his shoulder. "Two can play at this game!"

Ultimate and Seraetras both began firing in perfect unison, Ultimate's shots flanking Twiztid to block him in as Seraetras' shots hit him dead-eye! Twiztid was blown to bits in seconds!

Now all the action remaining in the battlefield was on the fast and graceful samurai farmer fighting the twisted and powerful Asuka! Everyone gasped as a slash by Asuka struck TrueHeat in the arm.

"It'll take more than that to defeat a true Samurai Farmer!" TrueHeat gasped, and suddenly started glowing. "Amazing," Lugie said. "He's executing the ancient Bikou technique!" TrueHeat was about to begin the move when Asuka struck him bluntly on the head.

"You'll not use that technique if I can help it!" He shouted. "I'll kill you now-- huh????"

Asuka screamed as he looked up. He had been blind to his surroundings, and only then did he notice the huge elephant stomping towards him.

"Come on, boy, get 'im!" deetto said. He and dozer were sitting on top of the elephant, herding it towards Asuka with incredible speed. "Yeah! Stomp him flat!" dozer said. The smashing, crunching, and rumbling of the next few minutes could be heard from miles away!

There wan't much left of poor Asuka after that battle, but once again the comrades of Dante were victorious!