The world is ending in 11 more years, big whoop.

[freddyfox]

Okay, so I was reading more crap on the internet, and I stumble upon several things about how since the ancient Myans, the very people who had living sacrifice and blood drinking as a daily chore, predict the universe will end at 2012 because the Myans predicted the movements of celestial bodies, and where off by a "mere" 33 seconds. (Half a minute)

So I was thinking, why do we make such a big deal about things like this? So the universe explodes, hurray. We go to heaven/hell and play harps/break rocks for the rest of our lives. So, I decided to make up a list of pros and cons of the universe ending:

Pros
-No more Jerry Springer
-No more Barney
-No more l337 d3wd2
-No more Richard Simmons
-No more school
-No more Digimon/Pokemon
-No more spinach
-No more annoying people

Cons
-We play harps all day in heaven/break rocks in hell


So as you can see, the pros greatly outweigh the cons. I hope you can all now sleep soundly, knowning that the apocolypse is a fun thing and not a scary thing!

[greezi]

Like, weird?

[JungleKid]

The winter solstice of 2012, in fact.

[vergil]

i dont understand..
movement of the celestial bodies? how would that create Apocalypse ?

[StoneColdRichie]

Actually, Vermain.
Jerry Springer and Richard Simmons will die to.
So 2 more cons could be added.

Watching Jerry Springer break rocks in hell.
Watching Richard Simmons play the harp in short shorts in heaven.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by vergil
i dont understand..
movement of the celestial bodies? how would that create Apocalypse ?

None, it's just that because they precidected the movement of venus by looking at the sky, they are absolutely right 100% of the time always!

[JungleKid]

They predicted that man's own tools would turn against him. I guess that means computers and TVs and stuff would get haunted.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
They predicted that man's own tools would turn against him. I guess that means computers and TVs and stuff would get haunted.

How the heck is a screwdriver going to destroy the universe again?

[JungleKid]

flys at your face...pokes an eye out....repeat twice daily

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
They predicted that man's own tools would turn against him. I guess that means computers and TVs and stuff would get haunted.

And even more sadly, since I'm a religious man, and I read the bible, God said that man had control over all animals and over all of nature's elements. And since everything we ever made is made out of elements of nature, well, the Myan thing gets bent out of shape a little.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
flys at your face...pokes an eye out....repeat twice daily

Oh, great, yeah, it pokes my eyes out. THAT DOES NOT DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!

[JungleKid]

That's if you believe in organized religion. If you believe in the fact that religions were created for the sole purpose of keeping people in check and getting rich, and also realizing the fact that the Myans and Egyptians were great astronomers and mathematicians, I tend to side with the latter.

[JungleKid]

Originally posted by freddyfox


Oh, great, yeah, it pokes my eyes out. THAT DOES NOT DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!

OK, everyone uses tools, correct? If each person uses tools, then each person's tools go after them. So while your getting screwdrivered, I'm getting chased by my blender and my waffle iron.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
That's if you believe in organized religion. If you believe in the fact that religions were created for the sole purpose of keeping people in check and getting rich, and also realizing the fact that the Myans and Egyptians were great astronomers and mathematicians, I tend to side with the latter.

Yeah, they were great mathematicians and astronomers. So how does that make us believe that we're going to get assaulted by a waffle iron again?

[psihunter]

Kewl since i'm aready dead
SEE YOU IN HELL!

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid

OK, everyone uses tools, correct? If each person uses tools, then each person's tools go after them. So while your getting screwdrivered, I'm getting chased by my blender and my waffle iron.

Hurray, we run around gettin chased by a blender! How does that end the universe again?

[JungleKid]

Because they were smart, and had an idea of what goes on around them

[JungleKid]

Nuclear warheads = tools
Nuclear warheads + New York = millions dead
get the picture yet?

[IceHawk]

Apocalypse will occur when the universe collapses itself.

[JungleKid]

Originally posted by IceHawk
Apocalypse will occur when the universe collapses itself.

No, most likely the sun will go supernova before that happens. For us, we'll die during the red dwarf stage anyway.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
Because they were smart, and had an idea of what goes on around them

Uhhh huh. My belief is that they looked up at the stars and did a sort of "astronamy" thing and got that answer.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
Nuclear warheads = tools
Nuclear warheads + New York = millions dead
get the picture yet?

AGAHAHAGHAHahahaha. You are so dumbinthehead.

THINGS KILLING US DOES NOT END THE UNIVERSE!

[IceHawk]

No no no Beowulf, we will die when the sun expands and sucks up Mercury and Venus, then we will be boiled, then when the sun contacts, Earth will become as Pluto.

[JungleKid]

Mayans and Egyptians had some sort of communication with each other, which means contact thousands of years before Columbus or the Vikings came here by boat. Egyptians designed the pyramids in a near-precise scale of the stars in Orion's Belt. Mayans also had an extremely accurate calendar. So they are all very smart.

[JungleKid]

is this topic about the universe? NO. It is about the world. If all the warheads in the world detonated at the same time, the population would be wiped out.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
Mayans and Egyptians had some sort of communication with each other, which means contact thousands of years before Columbus or the Vikings came here by boat. Egyptians designed the pyramids in a near-precise scale of the stars in Orion's Belt. Mayans also had an extremely accurate calendar. So they are all very smart.

After doing more extensive studies, I have come to believe that the reason the Mayans and Egyptians were so smart is because of....

ALIENS!

Yes, my belief is that alien's decended from the sky's, and helped the Mayan's construct acurate star charts and Egyptians build magnificent pyraminds.

[IceHawk]

If the pyramid's coating had lasted, not only would they have been able to seen in space, but they would reflect radio waves, meaning they are beacons.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
is this topic about the universe? NO. It is about the world. If all the warheads in the world detonated at the same time, the population would be wiped out.

No, I said the universe in my first post. I just said "world" as the topic as a general thing to get people to click here.

[psihunter]

We are all dead when the aliens come back to reclaim the planet
or we be turned into slaves the ones who didnt die

[JungleKid]

Or something will happen like in 5th Element. That was a cool movie

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by psihunter
We are all dead when the aliens come back to reclaim the planet
or we be turned into slaves the ones who didnt die

The aliens are friendly. They came to the planet and helped us start on the way to technology. Eventually, they left to go and report status to their high commander or whatever, and perhaps the radiation from the spaceships poisoned the Myans. That is why they died. The prediction MENT possibly, B.C and not A.D, since this could be when the Myan's died out.

[JungleKid]

IceHawk and I think either
1. Mayans and other smart races were visited by aliens
or
2. The Mayans, etc., were a new species of man with extremely high intelligence.

[freddyfox]

Originally posted by JungleKid
IceHawk and I think either
1. Mayans and other smart races were visited by aliens
or
2. The Mayans, etc., were a new species of man with extremely high intelligence.

I'd say the first one.

[JungleKid]

or maybe they were offspring of alien-human sex. Of course, for that to be a possibility, the genetics of aliens would need to be 99.999 percent close to us. Chimps are 99% the genetic code, yet they can't interbreed with humans because of that 1 percent.

[freddyfox]

It's very possible. This can explain why they were so intelligent.

[psihunter]

Mayans was Aliens they didnt die they just left!

[HiryuuX]

I believe that the universe will continue to expand until all the stars die out and the planets become lifeless, everything will be quiet and dead, then slowly over billions of years they will come back into one tiny dense little sphere and the big bang will happen all over again, that is the theory I believe. Yes, I also think the Egyptians got help from aliens. They did some sort of study and found that even today we aren't capable of moving rocks of that size with any primitive machinery or man power, what other purpose could the pyramids have? They aren't tombs.

[CrazedMerlin]

Originally posted by freddyfox


Oh, great, yeah, it pokes my eyes out. THAT DOES NOT DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!

WHICH FORCES A OPEN WHOLE IN UR EYE WHICH GIVES U PINK EYE AND SPREADS TO EVERYTTONE THEN MORE AND MORE THEN THE UNIVERSE GO BYE BYE !

[HiryuuX]

Originally posted by CrazedMerlin

WHICH FORCES A OPEN WHOLE IN UR EYE WHICH GIVES U PINK EYE AND SPREADS TO EVERYTTONE THEN MORE AND MORE THEN THE UNIVERSE GO BYE BYE !

Yes, the universe will get pink eye and go BOOM!

[IceHawk]

I think that we were cloned, or genetically spliced from the aliens.