I have a BeeBee gun, just about 32468 shots from this baby and it might make him actually hurt a bit!

Omg, I need some better guns! What if he were to attack? All I have is my computer.. And this rubber ducky! I guess I could say bad jokes until he falls asleep. But then if he wakes up, he would still be in my house. I would have to kill him or something. Maybe I could let me pet pig eat him, but then my pig would die. Maybe I could just hit him really hard on the head to make him get amnesia? But then people with amnesia always remmember everything! And I am not skilled enough to do a brain transplant.. Plus brain transplants dont transplant the mind. OMG! I am screwed! Wait, maybe I could just pretend I was dead like they do in those stupid movies where they are about to get attacked by a bear, but wait, he isnt a bear.. Gah, I am not a caveman, i have technology.. Maybe I should just stick with my computer. I could hit him over the head with it and shove my modem down his throat... yes... never mess with Bill Gate's technology fewl. But wait! That doesnt remove the problem of him being in my house still... Hmm... I could always leave him in my neighbors yard, and stupidly he would walk into their house and think that was where he was at. But then they would be like "meh, we are totally weak and cant fight j00" and he would kick their butts and come back! There is no way to defeat this loser! I bet a SWAT team could get him, but where would I get one? I cant make a home made bomb, I dont know how. I could drug him, but I would get arrested for drugging a minor. LOL! Oh what trouble I am going through. If only the people of Graal would know my horrible situation.. Ah, I know. I could tell everyone on Graal! I am sure someone would come to help. Birdbird would sit on him, Stefan would say bad english at him and make his ears pop out.. Nemesis could just stand there *omg* what a freaky ass he is. I could get Loriel to throw potatoe chips at him, I could get screen_name to tell all kinds of gooey stories about his girlfriend and how his mom is a stupid bish.. I could get Mmmmkay to kick him, and Ghost pirate to punch him in the groin. Then unixmad comes in, and skillfully cuts his head off. YES! I know my plan! Let's just hope I can get all these people to my house before the loser shoes up.
Uhh, so where did you all live again?