Praise the Lord!

[Jerom]

Originally posted by FatherDante
I don't need a simple welcome back topic. I have a pretty good idea of what happened while I was gone. ^_^

Dante and Evil Dante faced each other.
"I must learn to be..." Dante said, unsheathing his sword, "The man closest to God."
"The man closest to God," said Evil Dante, sheathing his sword, "Is like a God among man."

uh...yeah, maybe i shouldn't have given you back your bong.
Why didn't both Dante's fight in a battle of the best?
The Holy against the Hellish! The Bible dude against the Brute biotch! The Savior of Souls against the Seemingly Stupid guy! The Man with the Golden Book against the Man with the Golden Revolver! I could go on for daaays at a time...