Nerv Hiring

[Deas_Voice]

Originally Posted by Dnegel

Or

PHP Code:

postcount = postcount + 1; 


Or

PHP Code:

POSTADD = 1;
postcount += POSTADD; 


[Dnegel]

Originally Posted by fowlplay4

I learned to script with nervonics.

postcount += 1;

Originally Posted by Deas_Voice

Or postcount += 1;

[Deas_Voice]

Originally Posted by Dnegel

**** didnt see that post.

[Bubble13]

Originally Posted by MattKan

What I mean to say is that we all got hired on Nerv, and things were going moderately well, but then Forkk hired some mean people, and the server went downhill from there.

Oh.

[Cosss]

onCreated
if.postcount=(any)
onfunction=post
postcount=(+1)
//script by a loser

[Dnegel]

Originally Posted by Cosss

onCreated
if.postcount=(any)
onfunction=post
postcount=(+1)
//script by a loser

PHP Code:

class ***otry {
  public static void main(String [] args) {
    
    int x = 0;
    while ( x < 9000 ) {
    
      if ( x < 9000 ) {
        System.out.println("***got");
        x = x + 5;
      }
      x = x + 1;
    }
  }
} 


[Deas_Voice]

Originally Posted by Dnegel

PHP Code:

class ***otry {
  public static void main(String [] args) {
    
    int x = 0;
    while ( x < 9000 ) {
    
      if ( x < 9000 ) {
        System.out.println("***got");
        x = x + 5;
      }
      x = x + 1;
    }
  }
} 


gscript only

[ffcmike]

PHP Code:

function onCreated(){
  forum.closeThread(this.threadID, "Spam");
} 


[Deas_Voice]

Originally Posted by ffcmike

PHP Code:

function onCreated(){
  forum.closeThread(this.threadID, "Spam");
} 


Script: Function forum.closeThread not found at line 2 in script of post 1602013

Hint:"forums"

[salesman]

PHP Code:

if (joke.hasGoneTooFar) {
  return;
}

// I'll let you decide. 


[Dnegel]

Originally Posted by Deas_Voice

gscript only

u ar

[fowlplay4]

this thread is doing it wrong, srsly.

[Crono]

Originally Posted by fowlplay4

error: unexpected token: POST at line 1: {IF (I POST) POST COUNT + 1};
error: missing semicolon at line 1: {IF (I POST) POST COUNT + 1};
error: unexpected token: ) at line 1: {IF (I POST) POST COUNT + 1};

i win

[Luca]

what.

[MattKan]

Hehe this thread kinda went off topic a little....just a little.

[Cosss]

what is ffcmike? how do I purchase an ffcmike?

[fowlplay4]

Originally Posted by Cosss

what is ffcmike? how do I purchase an ffcmike?

Send me $10 USD to my paypal account: [email protected] and I will reply with a vague hint of how to obtain your own ffcmike.

[Forkk]

Originally Posted by Dnegel

PHP Code:

class ***otry {
  public static void main(String [] args) {
    
    int x = 0;
    while ( x < 9000 ) {
    
      if ( x < 9000 ) {
        System.out.println("***got");
        x = x + 5;
      }
      x = x + 1;
    }
  }
} 


What's with the C++ man

[MattKan]

Forkk, you should delete this thread, as it is obsolete.

[fowlplay4]

Originally Posted by Forkk

What's with the C++ man

That's Java.............................................. ...........................

[cbk1994]

Originally Posted by Dnegel

PHP Code:

class ***otry {
  public static void main(String [] args) {
    
    int x = 0;
    while ( x < 9000 ) {
    
      if ( x < 9000 ) {
        System.out.println("***got");
        x = x + 5;
      }
      x = x + 1;
    }
  }
} 


Please never try to write code again.

[Dnegel]

Originally Posted by cbk1994

Please never try to write code again.

Oh I will.

[Forkk]

Originally Posted by cbk1994

Please never try to write code again.

lol that was C++ not GS2

[Soala]

Originally Posted by Forkk

lol that was C++ not GS2

Originally Posted by fowlplay4

That's Java.............................................. ...........................

......

[Tigairius]

Originally Posted by Forkk

What's with the C++ man

Originally Posted by fowlplay4

That's Java.............................................. ...........................

Originally Posted by Forkk

lol that was C++ not GS2

This is really an awesome combo of posts. It made my day.

[Clockwork]

cout<< "I can join threadz?";

[Cosss]

Sure. Have fun. You're all wonderful people. Thank very much.

[benpoke103]

I just...nevermind, screw it.

[gwFCCtennis]

function onActionThreadCreated(action) {

thread=fun

[N01ze]

Im a fairly good LAT if you need one, I've been doing it for around a year and can work any time you need me I hope you like my application

[gwFCCtennis]

Originally Posted by N01ze

Im a fairly good LAT if you need one, I've been doing it for around a year and can work any time you need me I hope you like my application

Did you read any of the previous posts? Also, you seem to be hired on EVERY UC server an do ZERO work.

[MattKan]

Originally Posted by gwFCCtennis

Did you read any of the previous posts? Also, you seem to be hired on EVERY UC server an do ZERO work.

You do realize you are exactly the same way?

[xXziroXx]

UC scrubs changed thread, over here guys!

[ffcmike]

Originally Posted by xXziroXx

UC scrubs changed thread, over here guys!

Don't you realise every single person who buys a server without any Developmental talent, prior planning or significant experience is special and guaranteed to break the current 5 year long trend of failed servers because somehow they are different to every other person that has tried and failed, even those who did actually have talent, a sufficient plan and credible experience?

[xXziroXx]

Originally Posted by ffcmike

Don't you realise every single person who buys a server without any Developmental talent, prior planning or significant experience is special and guaranteed to break the current 5 year long trend of failed servers because somehow they are different to every other person that has tried and failed, even those who did actually have talent, a sufficient plan and credible experience?

I don't believe you, you're lying!

[ffcmike]

Originally Posted by xXziroXx

I don't believe you, you're lying!

I'm not lieing, every person who either bought a server or "earned" a high Administrator position on a server their best friend bought that logs on Classic and offers me the "step up" to work for them says that despite the fact they haven't quite managed to find the "right" person to script for them their server is still going really well and is sure to be the best server ever.

[ff7chocoboknight]

"lieing" Oh, jeez.