In such a way

[MKxTortoise]

You know what your biggest problem is Maikel? I'll give you a hint: it's actually NOT your terrible ideas. It's not your lack of initiative. It's not even your annoying posts. It's not the fact that Misconception has had to rescript virtually all of your NPCWs. It even isn't that you actually believe people care about some inconsequential being like yourself. Your biggest problem is that you are eternally and perpetually failing in your own quest to become a Delterian.

You do things, Maikel, that are blatantly defiant of the culture people like I have forged and then sit back and wondered why you were disliked. You take on the outsider role as though you were trying to forge a Delterian counter-culture. You do so in the absolute dumbest way possible: lying, annoying people, doing a bad job with the things you're given, blowing numerous chances, fighting battles you can't win... you are almost sociopathically inept when it comes you integrating yourself with a new group of people.

Honestly, how Delterian is it to go crying to people who don't care? How Delterian is it, honestly, to write a long essay without continued and frequent use of expletives? How Delterian is it to say, "Delteria sucks! Let me back in!" Not very... you're only reminiscent of your idiotic predecessors, like Zeromus, Ice Pick, Shlong Dilly, and Alamaris. Only, instead of going on to be remembered for your guilds, or for your humorous statements, or for your ballsy disregard for global administrative policy coupled with your exploitation of an inert and powerless management too inculcated with its own byproducts of mental and social waste, you will just perish from memory. Your essay, while good, is simply repellent because we all know who posted it. This is what you say to us in every post: "WORDS WORDS WORDS." You say something, we insult you. It is our hazing ritual and you have failed. You don't get the secret decoder ring and someone is probably going to remove your tattoo with a microwaved guitar string, just like they do in prison. Sorry bromo, you've failed and probably failed irreparably. You've made a **** out of yourself and **** like that doesn't fly in my house.

Consider this, though: you come here talking all bad about my server and my administration. What is ironic is that this is a bad server and bad administration you CLEARLY want to be a part of. You yearn for that job back. You want to wear the staff tag, to fly around and to bonk players on the head with Holysheepy's staff toolkit. You will never have this experience in your life and it is, in fact, by your own design. You have insulted us to the point where we aren't even offended by your stupidity anymore, we are just disdainful and disinterested. You are the outcast of Delteria and will so forever remain. Understand this is not because of Veracity's corruption operating at its finest - no, all of those pink-haired level designers and coders wanted you out with me or without me. This is because you have gotten everything you wanted and were unable to handle it. You are now our slave, you will whine and cry for our entertainment. That is your function as a Delterian and it is unlikely that it will ever change.

Now... dance!