Dear Mr. Stefan Clause

quintin1992 · #1 06-25-2007, 05:21 AM

lolz a friend thought of this. Im opening up this thread for people to ask stefan what they want fixed or added to graal by christmas.

Ahem.....Dear Mr. Stefan Clause,
Please end hacking, finish graal 3d, make everything uber, and bring world peace.

ty
^_^ rofl

Twinny · #2 06-25-2007, 05:22 AM

Dear Mr Knorr,

All i humbly ask for is a completed library of socket-related functions available for player use

Ravenblade1979 · #3 06-25-2007, 05:24 AM

Dear Mr. Stefan Clause.

I ask that you hire more dev teams for Gk itself and not just for the seperate kingdoms.

Thrashsoul3 · #4 06-25-2007, 05:49 AM

Refund me for the 2 years where my VIP account did not allow me to see a development forum, or preview Graal 3D which was due 2 years ago.

Rapidwolve · #5 06-25-2007, 05:53 AM

Slap unixmad for me Mr. Stefan Clause.

Draagon50 · #6 06-25-2007, 06:16 AM

For christmas? I would like a ps3, some new whitey tighties, a helmet for my bike, a new cage for sparky, and some games for my ps3

Googi · #7 06-25-2007, 06:19 AM

Sue Viper.

Twinny · #8 06-25-2007, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Googi

Sue Viper.

Who is Viper? (Noob here

)

Also, protected/private variables! Makes for a securer Graal!

Googi · #9 06-25-2007, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twinny

Who is Viper?

The ultimate evil. The only way to defeat him is with intellectual property rights or by being Kaimetsu.

Infernix · #10 06-25-2007, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quintin1992

lolz a friend thought of this. Im opening up this thread for people to ask stefan what they want fixed or added to graal by christmas.

Ahem.....Dear Mr. Stefan Clause,
Please end hacking, finish graal 3d, make everything uber, and bring world peace.

ty
^_^ rofl

LOOOLLLLl!

Chompy · #11 06-25-2007, 07:13 AM

Ahem, I wish for... something that I can wish for so I can be amused while wishing it..

DarkRenji · #12 06-25-2007, 07:39 AM

Dear Mr. Stefan Clause -
I would like my daddy to stop hiting my mommy..... :[

jk

but I would like some zodiac staff that work and give good updates not **** one's.

and zodiac staff that does nothing fired and replaced with ones that work.

Rapidwolve · #13 06-25-2007, 09:35 AM

Dear Mr. Stefan Clause,

In addition to you slapping unixmad with a trout, I would like you to tell the truth of when updates are to be released. I also want my account re-upgraded because when I upgraded I was expecting.

Yours truly,
RW-

Crono · #14 06-25-2007, 12:05 PM

***est thread of 2007, hands down.

quintin1992 · #15 06-25-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerami

***est thread of 2007, hands down.

the only 3 letter swear word i know doesnt fit in thier XD

kia345 · #16 06-25-2007, 06:52 PM

^ the word is homosexual.

Dear Stefan Clause,
My demands are simple. An admin account on every server. A clone of Syd Barrett would be cool too. If my requests are not met you will never see your doggy Samuel again.
-PoJo

no really though, just fix the ferries on gk <3

Crow · #17 06-25-2007, 06:54 PM

Just never stop working on Graal :]

Tyhm · #18 06-25-2007, 07:16 PM

Dear Mr. Stefan Claus:

For XMas I would like the website revamped, newbie-ghost-trials consolidated into one appealing and useful resource that inspires them to actually upgrade instead of rue the wasted download, and the servers to either be united as allies (like the many continents of Graal) or seperated as standalone games on the same network (like the many games of ArcadeTown).

Also, Classic to be designated as the newbie server, a dev server and unique access to influence the flow of development in your absence. ;-)

brock128 · #19 06-25-2007, 09:26 PM

Dear Stephan,

Go back to 2001 or so. Hit yourself in the head until you forget about Kingdoms.

-rb

zokemon · #20 06-25-2007, 10:20 PM

Dear Stefan,

All I ask for is for tilelayers to be comepleted and the new client with all these wonderful stocking fixes to be released. All the tilelayers need is to be able to display above other objects now...

coreys · #21 06-25-2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kia345

^ the word is homosexual.

Dear Stefan Clause,
My demands are simple. An admin account on every server. A clone of Syd Barrett would be cool too. If my requests are not met you will never see your doggy Samuel again.
-PoJo

no really though, just fix the ferries on gk <3

Syd Barrett <3

Tytan · #22 06-25-2007, 11:25 PM

Dear Stefan Clause,

Buy me a bag of paenuts.

Much Love.
-Lexus

Delta2004 · #23 06-25-2007, 11:37 PM

Dear Mr. Stefan Clause,

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Thank you, Jonny

TheJames · #24 06-25-2007, 11:44 PM

Yes, Mr. Stefan Clause

I'd like access to all of Graalonline's scripts. From every server. Made into one big compilation. Aswell as advertisements for graal, on every yahoo, google, msn site I go too! And for you to stop spilling your coke and dropping your pizza on your computer so our servers stop crashing! (Old Joke, still remembered lol)

Elk · #25 06-25-2007, 11:48 PM

Dear Stefan Clause

I want you to stay healthy, eat more salad instead of pizza <3

-Alex

For tyhm

if i knew how to code or do flash, there would be a kickass site now =(

DutchGuy · #26 06-25-2007, 11:53 PM

dear mr stefan

i want you to pay for my server.

Sulukra · #27 06-26-2007, 12:36 AM

Dear Mr. Stefan Clause,

go make me dinner.

-Sulukra

killerogue · #28 06-26-2007, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twinny

Dear Mr Knorr,

All i humbly ask for is a completed library of socket-related functions available for player use

Please? :'(

Inverness · #29 06-26-2007, 02:12 AM

Dear Stefan,

I would like Custom Object Types and the ability to define read/write functions for variables.

ArushenP2P · #30 06-26-2007, 03:56 AM

Dear, Stefan Claus

I am writing to you because I want something for Christmas. Something that is plausible for you to bring to me. All I want is to find a way to prevent Graal Hacking, better Graal, and of course Fix Windows Vista Graal.

Your GraalOnline Customer, Arushen Kawashi

kia345 · #31 06-26-2007, 05:18 AM

Dead Stefan Claus,

It has come to my attention you have not yet fulfilled my requests. Samuel will be executed at dawn. I'm sorry it had to come to this, but there is no other way.

Tracker180 · #32 06-26-2007, 06:05 AM

Dear Stefan Claus,

I just want some Mac dev tools so my brother can't hit me because I won't use his computer because there won't be any reason to

Cow2001 · #33 06-26-2007, 07:41 AM

I want Osama Bin Laden's yin yang in a box please.

zokemon · #34 06-26-2007, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cow2001

I want Osama Bin Laden's yin yang in a box please.

That took me a second to get but when I did, I lauphed.

Tracker180 · #35 06-26-2007, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cow2001

I want Osama Bin Laden's yin yang in a box please.

wait, you mean his yin my yang, you'll win my wang, which will bang yo tang?
wait, you mean his yin yang, win wang, bang tang?

Crono · #36 06-26-2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracker180

wait, you mean his yin my yang, you'll win my wang, which will bang yo tang?
wait, you mean his yin yang, win wang, bang tang?

Ying Yang...

The symbol that represents hearts on the top right corner of normal servers...

Tracker180 · #37 06-26-2007, 06:36 PM

ohh ok...

alissalee · #38 06-26-2007, 07:00 PM

Make graal hack free and endora hosted *COUGH*

Inverness · #39 06-27-2007, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alissalee

Make graal hack free and endora hosted *COUGH*

Those goals conflict with each other, you can't have a hack-free Graal and Endora at the same time. The owner has too many enemies.

irule13 · #40 06-27-2007, 01:15 AM

Um last i checked endora was already hosted