IS SPIDER THE BSET EVER?

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If you'd throw yourself off of a building you'd be in the newspaper again.

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If we assume that with every person jumping off of a building four other persons are inspired to do the same then eventually then more and more people would jump off of buildings nutil there is no one left in the world.

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If the insects would take over ultimately one will get a couple of machine guns and use them, then apear in the newspaper looking idiotic after which it will jump off a building because it was laughed at and that would inspire other insects to do the same until there are no more insects left in the world.

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After it had been laughed at even more, it would become even more gloomy and suicidal and decide to commit suicide by shooting itself with one of the aforementioned machine guns.

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If it'd jump in the sea it would turn into a whale because of rare spontaneous evolution.

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If it'd drown it would finally have succesfully commited suicide.

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If it would be reincarnated the whole thing would start over again.

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If we'd make even more posts I'd have an even higher number under my name.

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If you'd glare evilly at me for cheating I would jump off a building.

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If you'd catch me you'd come in the newspaper for a valiant rescue attempt.

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if all the chicks would dig you your groupies would tear you apart in pieces while trying to tear of your clothes.

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If you'd use your cool kung fu skills they'd attack you with even more enthusiasm.

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If you'd publically make a fool of yourself no more chicks would dig you.

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If we'd stop posting it would ruin our fun.
And if you'd at least have some privacy then one alst remaining groupy will keep stalking you.

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Originally posted by freddyfox
Would you mind taking it to another topic, you two?

I think Merlin interrupted the flow and stopped us from posting further

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But no she isn't hot, she looks like the photograph Gabriel once had in his signature while asking everyone for a signature.

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If you'd discreetly kill her, the body would be found, they'd do DNA tests on the body/on the bullet/on whatever and it would be clear that you killed her and you would be arrested.

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If it was justified then you would be in the newspaper once again for general imrpovement in the human race.

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If you had actually learned from your mistakes that would mean that reincarnation actually does happen which will increase the suicide rate overnight since people want to be something else.

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And then the ghosts would get furious after which they return to their former bodies and then the whole world is infested with zombies.

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If priesthood got a suden surge of interest, the birth rate would decline since priests aren't allowed to marry/make love/anything else which is birth related not counting birthdays.

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And that would cause a declining of our current culture, which would turn us into stark raving mad barbarians we can only think abut fighting.

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If we'd have the sense to use two swords at once we'd be constantly under influence of frenzy.

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If the zombies wouldn't stand a chance then we could chop all the zombies into pieces and start working on revuilding civilisation.

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And then instead of how we live now on the ground people wuld start living in trees and swinging from branch to branch except a few who just miss and swing from branch again tree.

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Until after yet another 1000 years of evolving the monkey's will slowl loose their tales and become relatively hairless.

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After a while the race that evolved from the monkeys, wuld have a strange thing referred to as "Internet" where they have "forums" for communication where people post a lot of things like philosophising about what might happen in the future.

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And people would complain about their predictions being useless.

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And the two prophets would come into a strange papery object which contains news.

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Thus people would once again laugh at the prophets.

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(Erm.. Gnats interesting.)
And the detractors would be so afraid of that action that they would call the asylum and that the two prophets would be shut in because they were clearly insane.

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And the revolt is of course an amazing succes, resulting in a new religion ultimately being born, a religion all to do about posting philosophies about the future on forums, and spreading the cosmic wisdom encaptured therein.

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And when those aliens come they will be greeted by the automatic "Hello, welome to Earth. Enjoy your stay here and be sure to check out some of our travel brochures acquirable at NASA", which then turns out to be the worst possible insult in the aliens language after which they instantly declare war on Earth.

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Then economy will show an increasing rise and in the stock market people will buy stocks for the different ingredients for pizza's.

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But those alien slave girls only came in use as servants due to the fact that they were not in any way attractive to Earthlings.

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(Hmm, those aliens would probably like that last groupy )

But this young alien lass had no interest in working "under" a master and rebelled against the slavery.

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If you want their weapons you just go to Shadow Dragons...

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About the tileset:
I don't know why, but they look...... Familiar for some reason, I don't know if they were taken from somewhere but once completed I'm pretty sure it'll look good.

Do not read any further if you're not interested in the argument in here

Okay I noticed some things throughout this thread.
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First of all, abortion could indeed be seen as murder but as has already been pointed out before making abortion illegal will not stop it, it will only make it so that the person who then doesn't have the abortion will either ultimately kill he baby after it's born or try and let someone else do the abortion at a high risk of death, and a fetus might be able to feel things however a fetus has been scientifically proven to not be really able to thinik any thoughts and due to that feel any pain.
Secondly, G Yoshi says that people should watch out with having sex and should use preventatives if they dont want to have a baby, however there are teenagers out there who have sex but are afraid/ashamed of buying any form of preventatives.
Thirdly, God might or might not exist, there might be prove but it could also just be a couple of coincidences which happened; perhaps the original writer of the bible never meant for us to live like that, no one knows, no one can prove it... I myself am atheistic but if any religion could convince me of that their god really does exist I would go and believe in that god, in the meanwhile I'll just keep it at the things which have been scientifically proved. I'm not trying to say that it's not good to believe in god, some people have even got a great amount of hope from believing in a god, I'm just thnking that we're taking the believing what's in the bible stuff a bit too far here, it was written ages ago, and we don't specifically hold us to the laws back then either now do we?
Okay that was my rant then, I'll leave this topic alone if you people will still continue to argue about the same things[/rant]

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Originally posted by T-Squad
Gah look not at the angle, but at everything else! The castle wall, the DESIGN of the fountain, the walkway...is there ANYTHING which looks nice in that screenshot?

I'm not trying to say that the tileset and level are of low quality, quite the reverse, they're actually of high quality, it is just that the wrong angle of that fountain slightly lowers that quality.

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I still don't really like how the cliffs look, but it does look very nice.