Graal Quotes

[galen]

Maybe there's already a thread for this, maybe not...

Browsing the forum today, I found this and it made me laugh.

Originally Posted by Googi

Bad news: They weren't chicks.

Post your favorite quotes which originated from Gaal!

[Nabru]

Originally Posted by Unixmad

Rome have not been built in one day!

Thats a good one right there..

[Skyld]

Originally Posted by galen

Post your favorite quotes which originated from Gaal!

I'm all for Gaal.

[Zero Hour]

Originally Posted by *Stefan

hmmm

I enjoy this one

[Maniaman]

I used to have quite a few... Can't seem to find them at this moment though. Here i one I remember though:

Originally Posted by Stefan on RC

*Stefan: intelligence trainer hehe
*Stefan: should only be downloaded by people who think they need intelligence

[Chris]

Smu: You ain't no G!
Smu: I love that fat albert guy @ signs
New RC: *Skyld (Skyld)
New NC: Skyld
*Skyld: I HEARD THAT
NC disconnected: Skyld
RC disconnected: Skyld
Smu: ... I didn't know it's him

[--Chris--]

"r u the King Of Forest on Graal?" - Some guy on AIM

"No, I'm the King of Forest in real life." - Moi!

[Clash]

no: kara
no: are you going to see calani? :-)
no: ::smiles softly::
suiseiseki: .........lol
wlb: lol wtf

[Splke]

there's alot of good quotes. some good enough for bash.org

unfortunately googi was rejected plenty of times so nobody tries.

[Skyld]

Rudora.

Rancho {Blade Falcon} (9/17/2003 6:28:47 PM):
I CAN I BE A GFK BECUZ IM GOOD AT MAKEING LVLS THE ONLY THING I DONT NO HOW TO DO IIN LVLS ARE LINKING

Pheonix: we could make it that on Rudora you have to buy ur clothes
Tim: queer o.o
Pheonix: and when they steal them you be naked
Pheonix: XD
Tim: Im no good at buying clothes in real life, WTS
New RC: Lil Pimp (Lil_Pimp)
Tim: im screwed if thats taken into effect
Lil Pimp: drama over?
Chi: yeah if they want to buy mine they'll be
priced around like...
Malinko: I wear thongs
Chi: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999
Tim: so when is pimp being fired?
Tim: OH
Tim: ****
Tim: >.>
Lil Pimp: tomorrow
Lil Pimp: O.o
Malinko: Lmao
Pheonix: THONG?!
Malinko: I'm kidding
Pheonix: MALINKY
Pheonix: DAMN
Malinko: *****

Stephanie: I luf myself
Stephanie:
Darwin: I got in trouble from my drafting teacher the other day
Stephanie: o.o
Darwin: I was in suspension room for his class and his class only...
Darwin: And i came downstairs to get my work
Darwin: And he said, "Tomorrow, go directly to the Suspension room"
Darwin: And then I'm like "Whatever"
Ironbut: uhoh?
Stephanie: e.e
Darwin: so he said "Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 100 dollars"
Stephanie: I hate that clover girl from totally spies..
Stephanie: e.e
Darwin: I said "It's 200 stupid"
Darwin: And got suspended for 3 days.
Ironbut: LOL

[Chris]

*Chris: I'm going to start pasting Nsync lyrics if
you don't stop!
Skyld disconnects Chris
RC disconnected: Chris
NC disconnected: Chris
*Skyld: Oh, no you arent

New NC: Chris
S: Guess who!
*Chris: No.
S: Well, that ended that conversation.
NC disconnected: Chris
RC disconnected: Chris

And for you emo fans.

Originally Posted by LOLSkyld

New RC: Skyld - away (Skyld)
Skyld changed his/her nick to *Skyld
New NC: Skyld
*Skyld: As I sit here all alone, I wonder how I'm
supposed to carry on when you're gone. I'll never
be the same without you, I love you more then
you will ever know. So maybe now you finally
know. Sometimes we're helpless and alone...
NC disconnected: Skyld
RC disconnected: Skyld

[Curt1zzle]

Today my History class took a feild trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff.
Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying "Those with prejudice walk through this door" The other door's sign said "Those without prejudice walk through this door". Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says "Everyone has prejudice".
So, I start tugging on the door and say "What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes?" and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes.

- Anonymous

[Sulukra]

My favourite quote of all time is from some random newbie on Val.

"Join the dark legion!"
"YO ****** ****** WHERE DO I ****** GET A POLE"

[Curt1zzle]

anon1> how do i removed a burned in image from my monitor
anon2> buy a new monitor
anon1> i cant
anon2> how did you burn an image into yoru monitor?
anon1> i set it to full screen at high brightness and fell asleep
anon1> there is a faint outline of a naked lady with her legs wide open showing her privates
anon1> and i i have to remove it before my mom comes home tomorrow night
anon2> *****

:o

[napo_p2p]

Originally Posted by Aeon RC

New RC: Inverness -away (Inverness)
New NC: Inverness
Inverness changed his/her nick to Sergeant Sausage
Sergeant Sausage: :O
Inverness changed his/her nick to *Inverness (NPC Admin)
*Inverness (NPC Admin): don't know where that came from :o
NerFBaSs: omg Inverness actually did something funny
NerFBaSs: gotta write this down

Originally Posted by Aeon RC

Artesh911: id script somethhing t hat constantly said Inver likes coconut oil on his buttocks
*Inverness: thats not public knowledge

mastermuz *Mobster* (Congo Cartel) (3/30/2005 10:38:53 AM):
can i be a RC

zerox004 (3/30/2005 10:39:15 AM):
huh

mastermuz *Mobster* (Congo Cartel) (3/30/2005 10:39:30 AM):
can i work some a RC

zerox004 (3/30/2005 10:41:34 AM):
you mean are we hiring for rc?

mastermuz *Mobster* (Congo Cartel) (3/30/2005 10:41:55 AM):
yea

zerox004 (3/30/2005 10:42:34 AM):
no were currently not hiring for rc xP

mastermuz *Mobster* (Congo Cartel) (3/30/2005 10:42:46 AM):
k

[DarkShadows_Legend]

I'm the king of trashtalking on N-Pulse. I know I gotta have a library of quotes somewhere on display in some museum on graal.

Taken from the npulse forums ...

WanDaMan: I'd of thought he'd of made him climax by now
EmericConvoy: o_O Wow, that was rather stupid Wan but ok.. All you guys do is bash Zido, I say something in his favor and im in his crotch? wtf like i said ignorance
WanDaMan: I'm backing up Ducati
Rofl Its Zido: ... Maybe I should comment on how Wan is backing ducati up from the inside? And then we could all poke each other with sticks until someone cries and tells the teacher ...
WanDaMan: Haha, you go girl.

EmericConvoy: - Wan, I have numerous amounts of accounts ...
WanDaMan: Haha, If you got IP banned you'd probably get another ISP

Oh this one was just awesome ...

SixSixtySix:

NPC Code:

---

if (xyisonstafftag)  {  

player,does,not,bother,him;                          

} 

---

is this a reel script ?

it is n xyposmisreys profile on graal
-----
Em3ric:
hahaha.

No its not but damn isnt it obvious? XD
-----
sYn:
Wow thats common sense if you read it. It basically says LEAVE HIM ALONE WHEN HES ON TAG
-----
Xyphos:
Ofcourse its a real script. But sometimes it decides not to work, allowing
PMs to get through. Someone needs to look it over and fix it for me.
-----
SixSixtySix:
it laso says he is a 6'7 afrcan female n his profle 2 wut a lier
-----

[Splke]

lol. i love that museum one. ;x

[SoSolid66]

contiga loaded the rights of -FreeSpace-
Contiga: wtf
Contiga: a LAT without rights? :O
*Silent: Contiga.. o_o
Contiga: Yes?
*Silent: Thats an empty space in the staff list

I'll never forget that one

[Crono]

Crono: when im on theres no action
Björn: then I give you some action

Sam: Corno sound like Porno

Many many more, just can't be assed to find em.

[Chris]

Smu (RC): RicK! I can jail but I can't disconnect, wtf pls.
*Rick: ?
*Rick: why do you need to jail or disconnect
Smu (RC): Imagine someone masses porn and I'm the only one on
Smu (RC): HUH.
Smu (RC): Minh can even ban
Smu (RC):
gone: then you'd have some porn to look at Smu
Minh: rofl
*Rick: server is not open atm does it even matter?
Minh: dont put my rights into this
Smu (RC): Naw, I just felt like saying it
gone: ok back to 'goneness'

My favorite one from Era.
I was 'goneness'

[PrinceDark]

One of many people I terrorized on NP.

---
Opposite (6/2/05 9:06:50 PM):

Mass message:
shut UP fool

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You (6/2/05 9:07:05 PM):

i got your fatty patty right here

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You (6/2/05 9:07:15 PM):

it looks just like a veggie burger yo

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You (6/2/05 9:07:29 PM):

certfied drama, right Azreil

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Opposite (6/2/05 9:07:52 PM):

Mass message:
ohh see his lil tag he has on...lol criminal's rapps u ajerk off get off my server

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You (6/2/05 9:08:31 PM):

What the hell? This aint Raps. Raps can't even spell mang. This is one of the
other long time leaders of the guild bringing drama to you

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You (6/2/05 9:08:57 PM):

So true Kosuke. You have to hack for them to listen to you

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Opposite (6/2/05 9:08:59 PM):

Mass message:
like who cares anyway i dont fool SO shhh

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You (6/2/05 9:09:29 PM):

yes you do. you was like OMG its Raps 1111 orgasm OMG!!! 1111

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Opposite (6/2/05 9:09:59 PM):

Mass message:
nah i hate that fool...hes to dam stupid and hes prob in jail right now..

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You (6/2/05 9:10:08 PM):

look at the account name and recognize homeboy

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You (6/2/05 9:10:25 PM):

nah he aint in jail yet

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You (6/2/05 9:10:40 PM):

Jacky know who I be

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You (6/2/05 9:11:22 PM):

lol I wish I was white Az. That way i could name myself Felix and be like yo Like
Ali G wannabes

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Opposite (6/2/05 9:11:54 PM):

Mass message:
what i say who gives a crap who u is dawg

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You (6/2/05 9:12:29 PM):

you do cause you're responding
I'm getting to you already

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You (6/2/05 9:12:57 PM):

haha thats what I was thinking Emeric, unless they have something where you
don't which you never know cause this is npulse

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Opposite (6/2/05 9:13:12 PM):

Mass message:
not getting to me im off here for tonite waste yall's lil lifes away ok..now
peace..goodnite to the cool ones ~

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You (6/2/05 9:14:00 PM):

yeah right Wild I know how you are saying you leaving and then you stay
forever

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You (6/2/05 9:14:13 PM):

lol@Az.
Wild you got served

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Opposite (6/2/05 9:14:16 PM):

Mass message:
awww look at lil man..telling me to ****..ohh thats so sweet..bye losers atleast i
dont say 24/7 on here..NOW bye

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Opposite (6/2/05 9:15:03 PM):

Mass message:
blocked for REX bye bye

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You (6/2/05 9:15:09 PM):

dude wildman you got more hours than some people on here that been playing
npulse since 2k1 and you started when last year? or 2003? I know you sure as
hell didn't start before that

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You (6/2/05 10:13:37 PM):

welcome back wildman

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You (6/2/05 10:13:52 PM):

wild I knew you couldn't stay away from me that long

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You (6/2/05 10:20:40 PM):

See when you care about the issue then it irritates you and you don't see the
funny part of it. Sometimes you have to look past that and put it to the side and
forget about it.

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You (6/2/05 10:21:48 PM):

Liege is just in his homophobic phase where its "him against the world". hes
probably listening to tupac right now and wanking himself

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You (6/2/05 10:25:46 PM):

we're gonna need 30oz for everyone then

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Opposite (6/2/05 10:25:49 PM):

Mass message:
lol i jus killed Criminal X hes doin some good idle right now i killed the suka
thats what he gets for talking crap earlier

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You (6/2/05 10:26:40 PM):

haha. Wildman figured it out finally. damn took him 3 hours
i was paused though so no you never killed me, though its nice you're massing
out how you tried to lame me

This dude named 8Balla that I terrorized so bad he started massing out that he was *** and liked giving and receiving in the behind. He got himself banned after that.

[Blitz_Hunter]

lol ^

[bef]

*bef: [removed url]
*xkimx80: JEEEEEZE you just made me lose my virginity i think you bastard

[Curt1zzle]

Originally Posted by Splke

lol. i love that museum one. ;x

True story.


hehe

[napo_p2p]

Originally Posted by unixmad

I Agree that Stefan should not be allowed to eat pizza when he make programing, most bugs are probably coming from that !

.

☺☺

[MKxTortoise]

Anything Bobby K has ever said

[osrs]

An insane person on AIM:

XbTk: Orsr, u r cute.
Osrs2k2: Okay.
XbTk: I'm serious.
Osrs2k2: Hmm, Okay ?
XbTk: I wanna go to brazil live with u, can I ? would u give me some love ?

[xAndrewx]

Warcaptain
A trainer is like a tampon, every ***** needs one.
Hahhaha

[petro1212]

Originally Posted by Wandaman

How do you get a white stain out of your carpet?

.... don't shoot me will you I told you this would come back and haunt you

[MysticX2X]

Im ***

A wise man once said.

[Spiker]

Chips:Whats one way to make unixmad mad?

Somebody:Umm, unplug 'his' network cable?

I love his one, and i also loved the one from dayaa

Who wants me to bless brigid +10 :O

OMFG, Somebody just PMed me this

Ketaject (Tue Oct 11 20:59:18 2005):
No, You're that spiker guy. You'd scamm me. Cuz you're a friggen dirt bag.

[Krakken]

In fear of being seen as one of those Kaimetsu fanboys, here goes:

"English to American English is like 'You' to 'u'."

[napo_p2p]

Originally Posted by Krakken

In fear of being seen as one of those Kaimetsu fanboys, here goes:

"Proper English to American English is like 'You' to 'u'."

"If you can read this you are a NERD!"

[Silent]

We have a whole 15 comment-file load of this stuff at Babylon (it's actually more like 26, but the newer ones arn't very full), but I've gotta rush so I'll only post a couple

Kwazy: tgc
Kwazy: nvm
Kwazy: omg
New RC: TGC (ForgottenLegacy)
Kwazy: wtf?!

Sephiroth Stravier: A true ***got if there ever was one.
New RC: Infernix - away (Infernix)
Infernix changed his/her nick to IMH
Ashley: speak of the devil

Edit (I'm back, couldn't make a new post for some reason):

PANTHERS BEAT RAMS 29-23!!!!: your ass is grass and im gonna smoke it
Yen: O.O
Yen: HELP

Painless Vendaro (PR): I get an email to upload something
Painless Vendaro (PR): and it says
Painless Vendaro (PR): setbody nabody17.png
Painless Vendaro (PR): setshield megamanga-shield.png
James: LOL
Painless Vendaro (PR): setsword megamanga-sword.png

*Alexander: calani know javascript?
James (RC): js is easy
*Alexander: k... how would I devide two strings?
James (RC): you mean like
James (RC): a/b?
*Alexander: yyes like a/b
*Alexander: crap nvm

[Krattos]

*Stefan: AAAAH MY GOD
*Stefan: THIS **** MICROSOFT

Teh Real Silent, fo' shizzle: Contiga was like
"job?" so I was like "k."

*NicoX: Stop getting me angry
K: blahblahblah
*NicoX: Grr

those are some fun ones lol

[petro1212]

Skyld: Can you please leave the bra in the same place or the script for the bar door wont work
Skyld: **** i mean ba
Skyld: **bar

Angelus: there is a level on Zhalla. Raigarden.nw
Angelus: its corrupted (level doesnt work)
Angelus: is it okew if i delete it ?
Rai: yes, it was a test
(npcserver) has reset the attributes of Fung Si Yan
Angelus: okkies tnx
juli loaded attributes of player Fung Si Yan
Angelus: what did you test if i may ask ?
*Malinko: Can I delete Angelus?

*Malinko: They don't know what they are doing O_o.
*Malinko: Plus, GrowlZ and Skyld scare me.
*Malinko: They aren't like normal kids.
*Malinko: =)
Angelus: mostly growl
Angelus: z
Angelus: he talks funny
*Malinko: I know...he uses like these weird ways.
Angelus: actions like megazozaboombang
Angelus: for a gun >.>
*Malinko: So true.
*Malinko: And his computers? Linuxsystemswillownwindowsonedaysincetheyaresoanti disentablished

Weird quotes huh :P!?

[DarkShadows_Legend]

Matt -Cadet- (11/3/05 11:27:32 PM):
do u play un
Criminal X (11/3/05 11:27:46 PM):
no
Matt -Cadet- (11/3/05 11:28:55 PM):
u p2p
Criminal X (11/3/05 11:29:05 PM):
no

This person asked me this when I was on the rented playerworld Dark Rival. I'm guessing his account badboy83094 was jailed or banned on UN.

[NeoJenova]

*NeoJenova: unixmad lets have kids
Unixmad: Well i need to open the local ban
from the poor kids
*NeoJenova: and take over the world with
pixalated graal kids
*NeoJenova: ok?
Unixmad: Yes yes ! That's a good idea !
*NeoJenova: great
Unixmad: Next time you come in Paris let's start
that
*NeoJenova: I'm on my way


Unixmad: Unixmad has set comments on Unixmad Schedule: "Need to make a kid with
NeoJenova"

yessssirrrr

[petro1212]

enjay: KKK on me
RageVI: WHITE POWER
Angelus: ...
Koker (GAT): White pride, world wide :P
RageVI: Watermelons are catchyh
Angelus: quote time
Koker (GAT): Jokking.
RageVI: catchy
NeoJenova changed his/her nick to enjay {black panther}
Xelt -DND-: are you inciting racial hatred
enjay {black panther}: yes
*Hoyt1134 (RC): Koker, want to make some watermelon images?
enjay {black panther}: die whitey

The Unholy.. in Unholy Nation >.>?