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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Missing Person Threads
Everyone thought I went to jail for using a stolen credit card or something. I had no idea any of this was going on and then my friend Shrimp showed me one day when I got the net back... haha
http://forums.graalonline.com/forums...ad.php?t=25377 Shrimp's thread
http://forums.graalonline.com/forums...ad.php?t=37153 Drakken's thread
Scammed by ArchOwl
http://forums.graalonline.com/forums...threadid=17464
Hole in the Wall
http://forums.graalonline.com/forums...ad.php?t=31796
Konidias' Ode
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What the heck?
It's time for a reality check,
You play this game so much,
that your life is a wreck.
Do you hear the sound that Gralat's make?
What's it going to take?
To stop you from playing Graal,
so that you'll give it a break.
Your teeth start to grind,
you can't get online,
so you moan and you whine,
just to craft, dig, and mine.
You have all the hats?
Do you want a pat on the back?
Well Congrats,
'cause I got all of mine from corrupt NATs.
Whoops there goes a cheater,
although he could be much 1337er,
if he played in front of traffic,
and stuck his head inside a heater.
Wow, a new quest is out,
let's all scream and shout,
so we can beat it in 3 minutes,
then get pissed off and pout.
There goes a staff member,
as he plays with npcs,
lets get our moneys worth,
watching him run on top of trees.
There's a new playerworld,
I think I'll give it a whirl,
I log on just to get banned,
by some guy dressed up like a girl.
Here comes some pkers,
bragging of skills that they lack,
oh no you stopped to read a pm,
then get stabbed in the back.
In the midst of roleplaying,
or in the middle of a theft,
You'll get a message asking,
"Want 2 b my gf?"
You'll spend hours tapping D,
crafting, fishing, baking,
just to blow it on some items,
that aren't even worth taking.
Come play Graal,
Where all the girls are guys,
Corruption, hate, and lies,
is what keeps this game alive.
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My Contribution
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Runnin' Wit My Dawgs
I'm tryin' to play graal wit yall
and if dis newbie don't drop dat rupee
I'ma come up in there and slash'em
and toke up my stash while I spend his cash.
Can't run wit da newbies!
I don't mean to hate, but dat lv1 glove ain't blingin',
ya asking for help, but ya really just singing.
Ya got one last chance to pause,
but dat ain't nothing cause ain't got no balls.
Yo lamer, don't blame her. She ain't ya girl,
what's wrong wit cybering for a pearl?
Can't run wit da newbies!
I heard some of yall is doing da hackin',
matter of fact, yall playa hata's server be stackin'.
Dat population don't mean nothing,
trick ass NPCs and ya wack green levels,
now ya crew attackin' us and ain't dat something.
Can't run wit da newbies!
Don't make holla at my dawgs,
best back it up GP and drop it, pop it,
I'm in a guild, ain't no need for dis shield,
we got da fullhearts, so yall best depart.
Don't hate da playa, hate da game!
Can't run wit da newbies!
Mista Knorr
Stefan, Stefan, ya thinkin' ya got it goin' on?
Ya da queen in dis game, and were just da pawn.
Seems ya friend unixmad has started a fad.
Yall should be glad, my crew ain't dat mad.
What's wit da lack of updatin', yall hesitatin'?
We scammin' just to stop from complainin'.
It's getting kinda boring and old,
it's okay wit you though, cause you got da gold.
The man wit da plan just don't understand.
What the playas want, they get, it's called demand.
Last time I checked, "Um" wasn't da only word.
Kinda absurd, ya ain't feelin' us, but ya run wit da herd.
Open ya eyes dawg and just listen,
all that gold ain't always goin' to glisten.
Fool times runnin' out, that's what dis rhymes about.
I'm tryin' to give a shout, but ya say I'm too loud.
What are we, a black cloud? Ya oughtta be proud.
Ya ordering around us dawgs, let's just start da bids.
We is payin' ya to work, it's kinda funny.
Yo mista Knorr dis ones for takin' our money.
Hard Tymes
I been here since Pachuka and da dawns of time,
Yeah man, Zelda Online to my prime.
From the lame to the elite, it just ain't da same.
There gotta be someone to blame, to frame?
I've committed the crime, paid the time twice.
So I paid the price and learned from the wise.
My crew is gone and now I'm rappin' dis song.
It went from good to bad, now dis is just sad.
I'm da walkin' talkin' legend, most staff like me.
But I really wantin' is to go back to my memories.
From the first time I PKed to the last time I had to pay.
Times wit Mandi sitting on my bench, there wit shorty,
it's all kinda corney, but now it's just killin' me.
I bet my onlinetime must be out of sight.
For sure dawgs, yall feelin' me, right?
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