Weapon Ideas: Post them here!

[PaperMario]

I have searching around the Zone forums for a bit now and I saw just exactly how many "OMG ZONE NEEDS NEW WEAPONS ASAKLD:A" posts there were.

So I wanted to ask you guys - what weapons do you think would be suitable for Zone? Post their stats and others in the following matter:

EXAMPLE

Name: CAPS LOCK
Ammo: CAPS BUTTONS
Fire Rate: HIGH
Damage: 100, BECAUSE ITS CAPS LOCK
Graphic: (Only use this if you have created or have the graphic.)
Description: PUMMELS YOUR ENEMY WITH HORRIFIYING TEXT.

Start posting! The more the better.