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Pikachu Self-Electrocuted
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(OSAKA) Pikachu, the yellow electrified Pokemon,short-circuited himself to death yesterday, the hottest day of the year.
His human owner, Ash, was using him in between Pokemon battles to simulataneously run a TV-VCR, stereo system, computer, microwave, air conditioner, waffle maker, and George Foreman's Lean Mean Grilling Machine.

'Ash didn't even have his Pikachu hooked up to a surge protecter,' said Professor Oak of the Pokemon Academy. 'I only hope the foolish boy learned a valuable lesson from this.'

Pikachu had spent his entire life saying nothing but the word 'Pikachu', but eyewitnesses noted the blackened, twitching Pokemon has additional last words.

Reportedly, the dying Pikachu extended a smouldering yellow fist to the skies and whimpered, 'Pikachu. Pikachu? Pika...OH SWEET GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH PAIN IT BURNS IT BUUUUUUURRRRRNS KILL ME KILL ME IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME! Pikachu'.

Ash was immediately issued a replacement Pikachu which he already loves as much as the original.


yay, my first post!
btw, i think this is funny because i hate the pokemon craze.
i got the story from the De-jap forum