Look at what i found!
 

Pikachu Self-Electrocuted
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(OSAKA) Pikachu, the yellow electrified Pokemon,short-circuited himself to death yesterday, the hottest day of the year.
His human owner, Ash, was using him in between Pokemon battles to simulataneously run a TV-VCR, stereo system, computer, microwave, air conditioner, waffle maker, and George Foreman's Lean Mean Grilling Machine.

'Ash didn't even have his Pikachu hooked up to a surge protecter,' said Professor Oak of the Pokemon Academy. 'I only hope the foolish boy learned a valuable lesson from this.'

Pikachu had spent his entire life saying nothing but the word 'Pikachu', but eyewitnesses noted the blackened, twitching Pokemon has additional last words.

Reportedly, the dying Pikachu extended a smouldering yellow fist to the skies and whimpered, 'Pikachu. Pikachu? Pika...OH SWEET GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH PAIN IT BURNS IT BUUUUUUURRRRRNS KILL ME KILL ME IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME! Pikachu'.

Ash was immediately issued a replacement Pikachu which he already loves as much as the original.


yay, my first post!
btw, i think this is funny because i hate the pokemon craze.
i got the story from the De-jap forum

im going to whomp you with a cheese log.

#!*~ off topic forum if ye hate it why post it?

*Throws spam at AvatorofWoe*
Welcome to the Graalian forums

This belongs in the off-topic forum...but..

OMG LMMFAO!! :D

he doesn't know that hes a n00b but that is very fuinny

Yes it's stupid to qoute myself but I didn't mean any disrespect to you AvatorofWoe, no hard feelings :)

ummm... yeah, i just started this game, so i guese it does make me a nOOb.......but so what, its not like this is some elite cult, its just a game

Avatar of Woe sucks.
Serra Avatar + Spirit Link = pwnage

damn he knows of the cult,

mental note :

"Avatarofwoe must be elliminated emidiatley, he knows to much of the cult"

Come on we were all n00bs once, just leave him alone

better:
1st turn: Play Swamp, Tap for Mana, Play Dark Ritual, use Mana for Hypnotic Spectre
2nd turn: play another Dark Ritual, Play Unholy Strength and a Hyhm to Torach.

That is ownage!

i know, iw as just syaing that he didn't know that u post it in the non-related forum because he's a n00b, just the same as saying he didn't know because he's new here, y dfoes everyone takle it so offensivley