Zone RPG.

SayianOozaru · #1 09-22-2006, 02:12 AM

Well, I've thought of a Zone RPG. I was going to ask Stefan, if we could start a project like this, and have me manage it, once we were finished. I was going to try to have things end up like this:

Levels = Vulcan / Huwajux
GANI's = Vulcan / Huwajux
Scripts = Stefan / ?
GFX = Me / ?

But then I thought about that part, and figured that Stefan wouldn't allow it. So heres the idea...

Zone hasn't been doing so well. It gets very repetitive. I just started playing GK again, about a week ago, along with Graal itself. During the time that I've started playing again, I've found out a couple of things.

Zone:

-Negitives.

Is very repetitive.
Gets boring, very quickly.
Has small "planet" levels.
To many people look alike.
Laggy.

-Positives.[LIST][*]Nice Graphics.[*]Guns.

Graal Kingdoms:

-Negitives.

To hard to raise your level, after about 25.
You have to eat like 20 times a day.

-Positives.

Alot of different sets of "armor" and "weapons"
Big "Over World(s)"
Not very laggy.

Now, We could try this on a "World" for Zone, and if things went well, we could make "Zone" that planet. Of course there would need alot of work for the "Planet". The size itself would have to be probly the size of the GK world map.

So, I was thinking. I thought of "Combining" Graal Kingdoms, with Zone.

It would be like this;

Q-Menu.

Hp/Energy Menu.

Stats.

Top-Left to Bottom-Left.
IMG]http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9628/zoneexcm5.gif[/IMG]

-Strength (Str)

Determines your Weight Limit.
For every 2 Str points, you get 1 WC and 1 AC. After 20 points every point adds 1 WC and 1 AC.
Every 3 Str points adds .1 speed. After 20 points every 2 points adds .1 Speed.
Every 5 Str points adds 10 health points to you. After 20 points every point adds 10 Health.

-Dexterity (Dex)

Determines how long, and how fast you can run.
Every 5 Dex points adds .5 speed. After 20 points every 2 points adds .5 Speed.
Every Dex point adds 1 AC.

-Constitution (Con)

Determines your max health points.
Each Con point adds between 3-10 health. After 20 points each point adds 6-13 Health points.

-Intellegence (Int)

Determines how many bullets hit you, out of a group.
Determines if you have the "common sence" to use something. (ex. -To use a powerful gun, you would need alot of "common sence". Without "common sence" you wouldn't be trusted.)
Points.
- 7 points = Way Below Average. Only trusted with using some Pistols, and some Rifles.
- 12 points = A little Below Average. Trusted with all Pistols, and some Rifles, and some Grenades.
- 15 points = Average. Trusted with all Pistols, all Rifles, and all Grenades.
- 20 points = Trusted with everything. (Able to use any weapon.)
Some items require you have more than 20 int points to use.

-Energy (Energy)

Determines how long you can run.
Determines how much energy you use with weapons/items.
Each point adds 5 energy. After 20 points, it adds 10 energy.

-Damage (Dmg)

Determines how much Dmg, per bullet/stab, that your weapon does.
Each point adds 1 Dmg to the weapon.
To figure out the amount of damage, take the whole amount of dmg, and divide it by 5. The number remaining is the players dmg per bullet.

-Aim (Aim)

Determines how far your bullets spread, and how far they go.
Every 2 points increases your chances for bullets to hit, and increases the distance the bullets go by 1 tile

Top-Right to Bottom-Right.

-Speed (Speed)

Determines how fast you walk. Double-Tappin a keypad (running) is two times faster than your walk speed.

-Weight (Weight)

How much your carrying

-Weight Limit (Weight Limit)

How much weight you can carry total.

-Armor Class (AC)

Displays how much armor you have on.
In order to break someones AC you must be within atleast 12 WC of the players AC

-Weapon Class (WC)

Displays how much armor your bullets can peirce through.
You get 1 WC for every level you gain in Weapons.

-Energy Dmg (Energy Dmg)

Determines how much Dmg you do with energy attacks.
Each point adds 1 dmg.
To figure out the amount of damage, take the whole amount of dmg, and divide it by 5. The number remaining is the players dmg per bullet.

-Bullet Speed (Bullet Speed)

Displays how fast your bullets are.

The max amount of points you can get with any of these, is 30.

Armor.

Helmets.
Amulets.
Body Armor.
Belts.
Boots.
Bracers.
Gloves.
Rings.
Weapons.
Grenades.
Misc. Items. (Jetpack, Medpack, Cloaks, etc.)

Levels.
Levels would only mean more Health, and more of anything else that is added from leveling up.

[B]Level System:

1 = 250 exp.
2 = 500 exp.
3 = 750 exp.
4 = 1000 exp.
5 = 1750 exp.
6 = 3500 exp.
7 = 5250 exp.
8 = 8750 exp.
9 = 14000 exp.
10 = 22750 exp.
11 = 36500 exp.
12 = 59250 exp.
13 = 95750 exp.
14 = 150000 exp.
15 = 245000 exp.
16 = 300000 exp.
17 = 365000 exp.
18 = 480000 exp.
19 = 560000 exp.
20 = 700000 exp.
21 = 850000 exp.
22 = 980000 exp.
23 = 1250000 exp.
24 = 1500000 exp.
25 = 1610000 exp.
26 = 1870000 exp.
27 = 2100000 exp.
28 = 2500000 exp.
29 = 2750000 exp.
30 = 3300000 exp.
31 = 3950000 exp.
32 = 4600000 exp.
33 = 5100000 exp.
34 = 6000000 exp.
35 = 7500000 exp.
36 = 8500000 exp.
37 = 9500000 exp.
38 = 10500000 exp.
39 = 11500000 exp.
40 = 13500000 exp.
41 = 15500000 exp.
42 = 17000000 exp.
43 = 19500000 exp.
44 = 23500000 exp.
45 = 27000000 exp.
46 = 40000000 exp.
47 = 45500000 exp.
48 = 50500000 exp.
49 = 56000000 exp.
50 = 70000000 exp.

Highest level is 50.

Max.

Health = 600
Energy = 300
Speed = None.
Damage = 300
Weapon Class = -120
Armor Class = -100
Bullet Speed = 5.0 (in player speed)
Weight Holdable = 5,000 lbs.

Resistances.

Fire
Lava
Ice
Poison
Explosions
Bullets

*We would need a "Trade Center" or some way to trade items/money.
**We would need a .GMAP, set up like GK's (with the 3D terrain)
***We would need to make "Baddies" that give away exp.

We'd have to make "Planets". These "Planets" would be like GK "Treasure Maps". To get to a "Planet" you would use a device to call the "Drop Ship". You'd be beamed to the ship, and then you would be given a "ride" to the planet. (It'd be kinda like the boat on GK, except your inside a Dropship.

Planet Types.

Level 1 Planets = "Baddies" (NPC's that look like characters) running around with different types of pistols. These types of "Planets" would have weak "Baddies". Each "Baddie" would give 50 exp.
Level 2 Planets = "Baddies" run around here with different pistols, and some using rifles. These "Baddies" would be harder than the Level 1's. Each "Baddie" would give 100 exp.
Level 3 Planets = "Baddies" running around with only Rifles. These "Baddies" would be harder than the Level 2's. Each "Baddie" would give 250 exp.
Level 4 Planets = "Baddies" running around with ALL weapons. These "Baddies" would be the hardest types of "Baddies" around. Each "Baddie" would give 1000 exp.

(Remember you'd be able to stay on the "Planet" until you died, or "Called the DropShip")

uhhh this is just an idea...as you can tell ive been thinking about it lol...uhhh i thought of it 2 days ago...not tryna spend more time writing this, cause most of you will probly not like it.or say "go to era" lol. i'm waiting for that one.

Anyways...It'd make Zone alot more interesting. And I think it'd be a nice idea.

FOR 2 HOURS IVE BEEN WRITING THIS, so you guys better like it.

dude2020 · #2 09-22-2006, 02:16 AM

No No No No No that Rpg Would kill trials very badly and posabley zon along with it and i don want Zone to die thats the only reason i payed Gold/vip for

SayianOozaru · #3 09-22-2006, 02:19 AM

It wouldn't really KILL anything. It would be set up in the -exact- form that Graal Kingdoms is in. The only difference between Zones Trials now and what Zones Trials would be, is that they would only be limited to non-saving if this idea happened. Rather than being restricted from 20 HP, No-Tags, Less Equipment, and non-saving.

jkool666 · #4 09-22-2006, 02:20 AM

I'm reconsidering this Zone RPG idea. Sayain took it REALLY in deep

dude2020 · #5 09-22-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SayianOozaru

It wouldn't really KILL anything. It would be set up in the -exact- form that Graal Kingdoms is in. The only difference between Zones Trials now and what Zones Trials would be, is that they would only be limited to non-saving if this idea happened. Rather than being restricted from 20 HP, No-Tags, and Less Equipment.

it would kill Zone becuz most ppl that play zone are non RPGers like me

SayianOozaru · #6 09-22-2006, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dude2020

it would kill Zone becuz most ppl that play zone are non RPGers like me

Thats why I wanted it to be a whole other server. Because some of Zones CHILDREN(

) wouldn't like the idea. Did you even read what I wrote? lol. It would be Zone, but with items, and stats.

*Edit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jkool666

I'm reconsidering this Zone RPG idea. Sayain took it REALLY in deep

Also, just seen this.

<3

lol...Ive had the idea on my mind since Tuesday night...so I had alot to write about

*Edit x2.

I think one of the reasons I thought of it like this, is because once you get "so good" things get boring...And I dont really get bored of GK easily because theres always a challenge...I just hate sword fights lol...Also this adds more "Veriety" to the game...so it would make opponents more of a challenge.

dude2020 · #7 09-22-2006, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SayianOozaru

Thats why I wanted it to be a whole other server. Because some of Zones CHILDREN(

) wouldn't like the idea. Did you even read what I wrote? lol. It would be Zone, but with items, and stats.

i didnt read all of it i jsut dont like even the littlest Rpg games z.z

pooper200000 · #8 09-22-2006, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SayianOozaru

Thats why I wanted it to be a whole other server. Because some of Zones CHILDREN(

) wouldn't like the idea. Did you even read what I wrote? lol. It would be Zone, but with items, and stats.

Also, just seen this.

<3

lol...Ive had the idea on my mind since Tuesday night...so I had alot to write about

If had worse ideas its not all together the worst idea ever. I don't know if I like all the calculations involved and how you would need stuff. Maybe that oculd be another playworld but i speak for a couple of friends who are p2p when I says this when I say that the only reason I play zone is because i like zone. I wouldn't much enjoy anything else. Maybe they could offer a new world, but this would also be a Great way to save the gk and zone
I think we all want to deny that all the worlds playercounts have dropped. I just hope they can do soemthing without morphing gk and zone. Sayain I appreciate all the thought and time you put into this but I wouldn't like zone like that. Okh and sayain why woudl you write for 2 hours?!?! I couldn't do that my threads are usually a paragraph long rofl.

SayianOozaru · #9 09-22-2006, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooper20000

Maybe that oculd be another playworld

Quote:

Originally Posted by ME

Well, I've thought of a Zone RPG. I was going to ask Stefan, if we could start a project like this, and have me manage it, once we were finished. I was going to try to have things end up like this:

Levels = Vulcan / Huwajux
GANI's = Vulcan / Huwajux
Scripts = Stefan / ?
GFX = Me / ?

But then I thought about that part, and figured that Stefan wouldn't allow it.

Stefan most likely, won't allow it. I'll Forum PM him later asking about it. But I still figured I'd post my idea

o...and uh...i got the car taken away...cause i aint gotta job

so im stuck at the house all day and decided to finally get around to typing my idea up.

*also there will be 2 more replys from me, which means a triple post...but thats only because you can only have 10000 words per post...and i have 13339

SayianOozaru · #10 09-22-2006, 03:50 AM

Well, I've thought of a Zone RPG. I was going to ask Stefan, if we could start a project like this, and have me manage it, once we were finished. I was going to try to have things end up like this:

Levels = Vulcan / Huwajux
GANI's = Vulcan / Huwajux
Scripts = Stefan / ?
GFX = Me / ?

But then I thought about that part, and figured that Stefan wouldn't allow it. So heres the idea...

Zone hasn't been doing so well. It gets very repetitive. I just started playing GK again, about a week ago, along with Graal itself. During the time that I've started playing again, I've found out a couple of things.

Zone:

-Negitives.

Is very repetitive.
Gets boring, very quickly.
Has small "planet" levels.
To many people look alike.
Laggy.

-Positives.[LIST][*]Nice Graphics.[*]Guns.

Graal Kingdoms:

-Negitives.

To hard to raise your level, after about 25.
You have to eat like 20 times a day.

-Positives.

Alot of different sets of "armor" and "weapons"
Big "Over World(s)"
Not very laggy.

Now, We could try this on a "World" for Zone, and if things went well, we could make "Zone" that planet. Of course there would need alot of work for the "Planet". The size itself would have to be probly the size of the GK world map.

So, I was thinking. I thought of "Combining" Graal Kingdoms, with Zone.

It would be like this;

Q-Menu.

Hp/Energy Menu.

Stats.

Top-Left to Bottom-Left.
IMG]http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9628/zoneexcm5.gif[/IMG]

-Strength (Str)

Determines your Weight Limit.
For every 2 Str points, you get 1 WC and 1 AC. After 20 points every point adds 1 WC and 1 AC.
Every 3 Str points adds .1 speed. After 20 points every 2 points adds .1 Speed.
Every 5 Str points adds 10 health points to you. After 20 points every point adds 10 Health.

-Dexterity (Dex)

Determines how long, and how fast you can run.
Every 5 Dex points adds .5 speed. After 20 points every 2 points adds .5 Speed.
Every Dex point adds 1 AC.

-Constitution (Con)

Determines your max health points.
Each Con point adds between 3-10 health. After 20 points each point adds 6-13 Health points.

-Intellegence (Int)

Determines how many bullets hit you, out of a group.
Determines if you have the "common sence" to use something. (ex. -To use a powerful gun, you would need alot of "common sence". Without "common sence" you wouldn't be trusted.)
Points.
- 7 points = Way Below Average. Only trusted with using some Pistols, and some Rifles.
- 12 points = A little Below Average. Trusted with all Pistols, and some Rifles, and some Grenades.
- 15 points = Average. Trusted with all Pistols, all Rifles, and all Grenades.
- 20 points = Trusted with everything. (Able to use any weapon.)
Some items require you have more than 20 int points to use.

-Energy (Energy)

Determines how long you can run.
Determines how much energy you use with weapons/items.
Each point adds 5 energy. After 20 points, it adds 10 energy.

-Damage (Dmg)

Determines how much Dmg, per bullet/stab, that your weapon does.
Each point adds 1 Dmg to the weapon.
To figure out the amount of damage, take the whole amount of dmg, and divide it by 5. The number remaining is the players dmg per bullet.

-Aim (Aim)

Determines how far your bullets spread, and how far they go.
Every 2 points increases your chances for bullets to hit, and increases the distance the bullets go by 1 tile

Top-Right to Bottom-Right.

-Speed (Speed)

Determines how fast you walk. Double-Tappin a keypad (running) is two times faster than your walk speed.

-Weight (Weight)

How much your carrying

-Weight Limit (Weight Limit)

How much weight you can carry total.

-Armor Class (AC)

Displays how much armor you have on.
In order to break someones AC you must be within atleast 12 WC of the players AC

-Weapon Class (WC)

Displays how much armor your bullets can peirce through.
You get 1 WC for every level you gain in Weapons.

-Energy Dmg (Energy Dmg)

Determines how much Dmg you do with energy attacks.
Each point adds 1 dmg.
To figure out the amount of damage, take the whole amount of dmg, and divide it by 5. The number remaining is the players dmg per bullet.

-Bullet Speed (Bullet Speed)

Displays how fast your bullets are.

The max amount of points you can get with any of these, is 30.

Armor.

Helmets.
Amulets.
Body Armor.
Belts.
Boots.
Bracers.
Gloves.
Rings.
Weapons.
Grenades.
Misc. Items. (Jetpack, Medpack, Cloaks, etc.)

Levels.
Levels would only mean more Health, and more of anything else that is added from leveling up.

[B]Level System:

1 = 250 exp.
2 = 500 exp.
3 = 750 exp.
4 = 1000 exp.
5 = 1750 exp.
6 = 3500 exp.
7 = 5250 exp.
8 = 8750 exp.
9 = 14000 exp.
10 = 22750 exp.
11 = 36500 exp.
12 = 59250 exp.
13 = 95750 exp.
14 = 150000 exp.
15 = 245000 exp.
16 = 300000 exp.
17 = 365000 exp.
18 = 480000 exp.
19 = 560000 exp.
20 = 700000 exp.
21 = 850000 exp.
22 = 980000 exp.
23 = 1250000 exp.
24 = 1500000 exp.
25 = 1610000 exp.
26 = 1870000 exp.
27 = 2100000 exp.
28 = 2500000 exp.
29 = 2750000 exp.
30 = 3300000 exp.
31 = 3950000 exp.
32 = 4600000 exp.
33 = 5100000 exp.
34 = 6000000 exp.
35 = 7500000 exp.
36 = 8500000 exp.
37 = 9500000 exp.
38 = 10500000 exp.
39 = 11500000 exp.
40 = 13500000 exp.
41 = 15500000 exp.
42 = 17000000 exp.
43 = 19500000 exp.
44 = 23500000 exp.
45 = 27000000 exp.
46 = 40000000 exp.
47 = 45500000 exp.
48 = 50500000 exp.
49 = 56000000 exp.
50 = 70000000 exp.

Highest level is 50.

Max.

Health = 600
Energy = 300
Speed = None.
Damage = 300
Weapon Class = -120
Armor Class = -100
Bullet Speed = 5.0 (in player speed)
Weight Holdable = 5,000 lbs.

Resistances.

Fire
Lava
Ice
Poison
Explosions
Bullets

*We would need a "Trade Center" or some way to trade items/money.
**We would need a .GMAP, set up like GK's (with the 3D terrain)
***We would need to make "Baddies" that give away exp.

We'd have to make "Planets". These "Planets" would be like GK "Treasure Maps". To get to a "Planet" you would use a device to call the "Drop Ship". You'd be beamed to the ship, and then you would be given a "ride" to the planet. (It'd be kinda like the boat on GK, except your inside a Dropship.

Planet Types.

Level 1 Planets = "Baddies" (NPC's that look like characters) running around with different types of pistols. These types of "Planets" would have weak "Baddies". Each "Baddie" would give 50 exp.
Level 2 Planets = "Baddies" run around here with different pistols, and some using rifles. These "Baddies" would be harder than the Level 1's. Each "Baddie" would give 100 exp.
Level 3 Planets = "Baddies" running around with only Rifles. These "Baddies" would be harder than the Level 2's. Each "Baddie" would give 250 exp.
Level 4 Planets = "Baddies" running around with ALL weapons. These "Baddies" would be the hardest types of "Baddies" around. Each "Baddie" would give 1000 exp.

(Remember you'd be able to stay on the "Planet" until you died, or "Called the DropShip")

Experience

How would you get exp? The same way you get it from "normal" Zone. People get bountys, which when they die whoever killed them, gets the money/exp. But! there would also be "Baddies" to kill and get money/exp from.

SayianOozaru · #11 09-22-2006, 03:50 AM

Baddies

Are NPC's, Like the "Spar Bot".

Baddie Info.

Level 1-2 Baddies have;

5 WC, 5 AC, do 5 dmg, have 25 hp.
Give 25 exp, and $25.

Level 3-4 Baddies have;

3 WC, 3 AC, do 6 dmg, have 75 hp.
Give 50 exp, and $50.

Level 5 Baddies have;

0 WC, 0 AC, do 6 dmg, have 100 hp.
Give 75 exp, and $75.

Level 6-10 Baddies have;

-12 WC, -10 AC, do 6 dmg, have 150 hp.
Give 150 exp, and $125.

Level 11-15 Baddies have;

-20 WC, -25 AC, do 7 dmg, have 175 hp.
Give 375 exp, and $175.

Level 16-20 Baddies have;

-35 WC, -35 AC, do 8 dmg, have 250 hp.
Give 500 exp, and $250.

Level 21-25 Baddies have;

-40 WC, -45 AC, do 9 dmg, have 275 hp.
Give 1300 exp, and $300.

Level 26-35 Baddies have;

-45 WC, -45 AC, do 10 dmg, have 300 hp.
Give 2225 exp, and $425.

Level 36-45 Baddies have;

-50 WC, -50 AC, do 11 dmg, have 350 hp.
Give 3500 exp, and $500.

Level 46-49 Baddies have;

-55 WC, -55 AC, do 12 dmg, have 400 hp.
Give 5000 exp, and $1000.

Level 50 Baddies have;

-65 WC, -70 AC, do 15 dmg, have 500 hp.
Give 10000 exp, and $5000.

Drop Ships
Drop Ships are only to be used for transporting from world to world. They also have Out-Of-World Weapons, and Armor. Drop Ships aren't something you come buy everyday.

Fighting
Would stay like the way it is on Zone. The only difference would be if someone has to high of a AC level, your bullets wouldn't do any damage.

AC
AC would work the same way it does on Graal Kingdoms. You can "Enchant Armor", but there are restrictions. (EA = Enchant Armor)

Level 1-4 = EA up to +1
Level 4-8 = EA up to +2
Level 8-12 = EA up to +3
Level 12-16 = EA up to +4
Level 16-20 = EA up to +5
Level 20-24 = EA up to +6
Level 24-28 = EA up to +7
Level 28-32 = EA up to +8
Level 32-35 = EA up to +9
Level 35-45 = EA up to +10
Level 45-49 = EA up to +11
Level 50 = EA up to +12

WC
WC would also work, sort of, like GK. The amount of WC you have, will result in if you do more damage (the lower the other players AC is, will increase the damage you do on them). It will also result in if you are able to hurt someone (if your WC is 13 lower than there AC your chances of doing dmg are dropped to about 5%)

Preping Your Gun/Weapon.
Will work like this;

Level 1-2 = can handel up to 1 improvement
Level 3-4 = can handel up to 2 improvements
Level 5-6 = can handel up to 3 improvements
Level 7-8 = can handel up to 4 improvements
Level 9-10 = can handel up to 5 improvements
Level 11-12 = can handel up to 6 improvements
Level 13-14 = can handel up to 7 improvements
Level 15-16 = can handel up to 8 improvements
Level 17-18 = can handel up to 9 improvements
Level 19-20 = can handel up to 10 improvements
Level 21-22 = can handel up to 11 improvements
Level 23-24 = can handel up to 12 improvements
Level 25-26 = can handel up to 13 improvements
Level 27-28 = can handel up to 14 improvements
Level 29-30 = can handel up to 15 improvements
Level 31-32 = can handel up to 16 improvements
Level 33-34 = can handel up to 17 improvements
Level 35-36 = can handel up to 18 improvements
Level 37-38 = can handel up to 19 improvements
Level 39-40 = can handel up to 20 improvements
Level 41-42 = can handel up to 21 improvements
Level 43-44 = can handel up to 22 improvements
Level 45-46 = can handel up to 23 improvements
Level 47-49 = can handel up to 24 improvements
Level 50 = can handel up to 25 improvements

Improvements
Help better your weapon. You can add these types of "Improvements" to your weapon;

Fire - Adds a Burning Effect to your weapon. (Adds more damage if someone has - resistance to fire)
Lighting - Adds a Shocking Effect to your weapon. (Adds more damage if someone has - resistance to Lighting)
Ice - Adds a Freezing Effect to your weapon. (Adds more damage if someone has - resistance to Ice)
Goo - Adds a Poison/Slow down effect to you weapon. (Makes opponent move .6 slower for 10 seconds.)
Lava - Adds more 3 more dmg to your weapon, also makes opponent burn for 10 secs.
Explosion - Adds an explosion opon impact with opponent. This adds 5 dmg to your weapon.
Enhancement - Enhances your bullets. This adds 1 WC to your weapon, per scroll that you use.

Peacefull Mode
There will be none. It will be a PK Zone everywhere. The only non-Pk zones will be inside the Drop Ship (only some) and in some buildings.

Added a few more things. Will add more, when I think of them :o

Stone_Tower · #12 09-22-2006, 04:16 AM

That's mean I already had this idea

SayianOozaru · #13 09-22-2006, 08:02 AM

Heres an example of how/what it should look like.

The bottom left side will display your lvls

Huwajux · #14 09-22-2006, 12:00 PM

Oh my God, this is brilliant. Amazing brain wave, dude. I'd certainly take this into consideration, except it should be a new server in my opinion.

Draenin · #15 09-22-2006, 01:46 PM

I'm going to choke you so hard you'll be pushing food directly into your esophagus with your index finger for the rest of your life.