Presenting the Emperor of Pretnce.....Alkaren!

[AlkarenHyralt]

Yes! Its the wonderful Emperor of the Pretnce Empire, Alkaren Hyralt!

*crowd ooos and ahhhhs*

Yes! Observe as he runs around with no idea of what he is doing!

Be amazed that even though he is a writer his spelling is horrible!

Wonder why he puts the sufix 'ness' on the end of all words known to man!

Be curious why he makes such a stupid post!

Observe as he attempts to be in like flint!

Wonder yet again as he sits here and rambles with the quickness!

Become curious again on why he insists he is a "Man Of The Sea", yet has never seen the sea!

Bow down and beg for him to end this useless post!

Hail him as the True Master Of The Backhand!

Wonder yet again why he uses/threatens to use the backhand so much!

Finally, be thankfull this post is over! And praise him again because...

I am...
A man...
Of the sea!
Now salute me and say "All hail the captain!"

~Alkaren Out~