Presenting the Emperor of Pretnce.....Alkaren!
 

Yes! Its the wonderful Emperor of the Pretnce Empire, Alkaren Hyralt!

*crowd ooos and ahhhhs*

Yes! Observe as he runs around with no idea of what he is doing!

Be amazed that even though he is a writer his spelling is horrible!

Wonder why he puts the sufix 'ness' on the end of all words known to man!

Be curious why he makes such a stupid post!

Observe as he attempts to be in like flint!

Wonder yet again as he sits here and rambles with the quickness!

Become curious again on why he insists he is a "Man Of The Sea", yet has never seen the sea!

Bow down and beg for him to end this useless post!

Hail him as the True Master Of The Backhand!

Wonder yet again why he uses/threatens to use the backhand so much!

Finally, be thankfull this post is over! And praise him again because...

I am...
A man...
Of the sea!
Now salute me and say "All hail the captain!" :D :D

~Alkaren Out~

All hail the captain!

what the hell?
leave now.

leave? alrighty then.

*walks out the door but because of bad luck walks into the path of an uncoming truck. Thankfully though the truck serves to miss him running off the side of the road and down a conviently placed hill, and then falling into the river where it starled a duck which then flew away and caused a hunter to try and shoot at it. The hunter missed thankfully, but the shot hit several trees somehow and caused an avalanche which fell into the river therefor making a dam. It was a very intresting sequence of events and was highly funny to watch, except for the small fact that no one was around to see it, and Alkaren was looking at the sky at the time also*

lol, lighten up dude. The post was made to be funny.

~Alkaren Out~

Emperor Alkaren, I pledge to thee my eternal service.

Yay! a loyal subject who will serve me
*thinks to himself "intill they all figure out I'm insane..oh well"* lol

~alkaren Out~

Re: Presenting the Emperor of Pretnce.....Alkaren!
 

OH NO! NOT ANOTHER FRIGGIN "KINGDOM"!

HE IS INSANE WATCH OUT!

I'm going to go insane if another kingdom goes online.

I believe this one exists only in the confines of his head. I doubt he's serious about implementing it for real.

Nah, not another kingdom. Currently Graal 2001 is confusing me pretty well, I don't even really understand this kingdom thing so do worry. The Pretnce Empire is a role-playing refrence of mine--not a future kingdom :)

~Alkaren Out~

hmm... Alkaren showed me this thread in an aim chat... thought I'd revive it. heh heh heh... ^_^

IMA GONNA KILL J00! BAKACHUNESS!

uh... right...:rolleyes:

Hmm.. how different it turned out to be... *Shakes his head*