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Old 05-20-2001, 12:28 PM
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The world is ending in 11 more years, big whoop.

Okay, so I was reading more crap on the internet, and I stumble upon several things about how since the ancient Myans, the very people who had living sacrifice and blood drinking as a daily chore, predict the universe will end at 2012 because the Myans predicted the movements of celestial bodies, and where off by a "mere" 33 seconds. (Half a minute)

So I was thinking, why do we make such a big deal about things like this? So the universe explodes, hurray. We go to heaven/hell and play harps/break rocks for the rest of our lives. So, I decided to make up a list of pros and cons of the universe ending:

Pros
-No more Jerry Springer
-No more Barney
-No more l337 d3wd2
-No more Richard Simmons
-No more school
-No more Digimon/Pokemon
-No more spinach
-No more annoying people

Cons
-We play harps all day in heaven/break rocks in hell


So as you can see, the pros greatly outweigh the cons. I hope you can all now sleep soundly, knowning that the apocolypse is a fun thing and not a scary thing!
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