This spar event better go well.

[Drakeero]

x = y

whereas x equals the importance of the event y equals the magnitude of the crisis that interferes with it.

Since this weekend event is very important to me, very important to the server, and advertised front page for the longest time, guess what comes up.

A funeral.

I don't even know the suicidal bimbo [yes, some teenage chick on the far side of the family blew her brains out] and I'm expected to help take my step mom over to the funeral tomorrow at 2:00 my time. The event is at 3:00 my time. Yeah...

So, I'm going to tell them to go by themselves, which is gonna make life miserable for me, so YOU, the people of the GK, had BETTER get your asses to that spar and make it the best damn spar GK has ever had.