[Googi]

MY TREASURE IS YOUR FOR THE TAKING

BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST

I BURIED EVERYTHING (EXCEPT MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT) I OWN...

IN TWELVE PIECES

The clues are as follows:

1. Western Bomboria born and raised
2. In the trade room was where I spent most of my days
3. Chillin' out, maxin' and chatting with bros
4. Selling some gold keys, making some dough
5. When a couple of Drow, they were up to no good. Started making trouble in the neighborhood.
6. They scammed Jalexia so I called up Zurk, I said "We're goin' down to Zormite to take back our turf."
7. We waited for a boat and when it came near
8. The boat's name was Zack and it had mice in the rear
9. If anything I could say that this boat was 1337, but I said "Nah, forget it. Yo Zurk, let's kill Keef!"
10. Got up the castle about 7 or 8.
11. Yelled out to my teammate "Yo Zurk, let's get Zepps"
12. Kicked out Bel'la Olplyn, I'd got my wish. Sat on the throne as the king (?) of the fish.

Items hidden include 2x Row, 3x RoE, lots of +12 armour and a Cauldron +3. Of course, some of the bags just contain junk.

Admittedly some of these clues are pretty vague so I'll post the actual locations eventually.