[Googi]

So the event happened and only Chandler and Highlander showed up. They tried to inflict actual damage on me because they can't figure out that they're in peaceful mode. Then we decided to play Zorbi Burst. We dug in the sand for like ten minutes while Alarico hijacked a Kenyan airplane only to realize he doesn't know how to fly. Then Chandler and Highlander played against each other to determine which one of them sucks less. Sidosan won in like three minutes. Either Sidosan is awesome or Chandler sucks. Obviously it's the latter.

Then Sidosan played against me while Beckham kicked and missed even though he's being paid millions of dias to play in a league full of nubs. Then Sidosan beat me in like two minutes. Either Sidosan is awesome or I just suck. Obviously it's the former. He chose to have his Ice Shield EA'd up to +12. Meanwhile, the fridge made a noise or something.