Now now Steve, no need to get your panties in a knot.
Britain fell off the map after getting their asses handed to in the revolution. They were a "super power" now they've become a joke, sorry just stating facts.

--lol @ you and mike

This is the story of your life, it's what you say to random people on the street.

You sound nervous. Is it because of my accent? You want to know where I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he got a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that. So he pours boiling hot tea all over her.

Then he comes at me with the teapot, and he asks, "WHY SO BRITISH???"

Typical fail Brit insult, is that why you're fatter than Chris and me combined?

i said your fat american arse needs to stop stuffing your pig hole with 20 cheesburgers a day before backside gets too fat to get out of bed.

Dirty tea drinking bastard, you're too afraid to say it to my face. What did you say about me you buck toothed *****, before I ram crumpets up your ass.

yeah thats right, what you gunna do?

So, Steve CM says you were talking **** about me to him behind my back huh?

Son, that's right. Pussied out and released Mike when I was about to hop on my plane to come rape your ass.
You're also lucky we didn't send the Blue wizard on your ass, he doesn't take to kindly to kidnappers.

Then your fate is set for killing Mike, expect to see me in a few days.

i killed her with a spoon.