IS SPIDER THE BSET EVER?

[Kaimetsu]

If they attacked me with even more enthusiasm, then I'd run away and publically make a fool of myself to make them lose interest.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you'd publically make a fool of yourself no more chicks would dig you.

[Kaimetsu]

If no more chicks digged me then at least I'd have some privacy.

[CrazedMerlin]

If you to stoped posting, it would make the world a better place!

[grim_squeaker_x]

If we'd stop posting it would ruin our fun.
And if you'd at least have some privacy then one alst remaining groupy will keep stalking you.

[CrazedMerlin]

(((((((((((((((

[freddyfox]

Would you mind taking it to another topic, you two?

[grim_squeaker_x]

Originally posted by freddyfox
Would you mind taking it to another topic, you two?

I think Merlin interrupted the flow and stopped us from posting further

[Kaimetsu]

I shall continue! If one final groupie continued to stalk me, then she better be hot.

[grim_squeaker_x]

But no she isn't hot, she looks like the photograph Gabriel once had in his signature while asking everyone for a signature.

[Kaimetsu]

If she looked like that, I'd discreetly kill her.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you'd discreetly kill her, the body would be found, they'd do DNA tests on the body/on the bullet/on whatever and it would be clear that you killed her and you would be arrested.

[Kaimetsu]

If I was arrested, I'd hire the best lawyer in the land to prove that it was justified.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If it was justified then you would be in the newspaper once again for general imrpovement in the human race.

[Kaimetsu]

If I was in the newspaper again then I'd learn from my last mistake and make a half-silly face, so that people will neither like nor hate me.