IS SPIDER THE BSET EVER?

[grim_squeaker_x]

If it'd jump in the sea it would turn into a whale because of rare spontaneous evolution.

[Kaimetsu]

If it turned into a whale, it would drown because it would not know how to use its... whale stuff.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If it'd drown it would finally have succesfully commited suicide.

[Kaimetsu]

If it successfully committed suicide, it would be blessed by the ant god for success in its efforts, and reincarnated.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If it would be reincarnated the whole thing would start over again.

[Kaimetsu]

If the whole thing started all over again. then we'd have an excuse to get even more posts!

[grim_squeaker_x]

If we'd make even more posts I'd have an even higher number under my name.

[Kaimetsu]

If you had an even higher number, then I'd give you an evil stare for cheating and getting all your posts free with somebody else's account.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you'd glare evilly at me for cheating I would jump off a building.

[Kaimetsu]

If you jumped off a building, I would run down and catch you so that the whole cycle did not start all over again.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you'd catch me you'd come in the newspaper for a valiant rescue attempt.

[Kaimetsu]

If I was in the newspaper as a hero, then all the chicks would dig me.

[grim_squeaker_x]

if all the chicks would dig you your groupies would tear you apart in pieces while trying to tear of your clothes.

[Kaimetsu]

If I was attacked by groupies, then I'd employ my cool kung fu skills.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you'd use your cool kung fu skills they'd attack you with even more enthusiasm.