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If I print it out and apply my origami know-how, it becomes a giraffe!
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If I set fire to those dolls, and distribute the ashes outside, they soon become parts of local plant life!
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If a person came along, cut down the apple tree and processed it in the proper fashion, it would become paper again.
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If I stole the paper when he wasn't looking, wrote "Memo to self: Must destroy Nothar. Signed, Cap'n USA" on it and slipped it back in his pocket, then his whole playerworld would be doomed.
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If I was in the newspaper, I'd most likely be photographed at the worst possible time, like when I'm grinning like an idiot or something.
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If I get pestered even more then I'm likely to break out the machine guns.
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If people'd laugh at me then I'd throw myself off a building.
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If I was in the newspaper again, then I might inspire someone else to do the same as me.
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If there is nobody left in the world, the insects will take over!
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If an insect jumped off a building, its small mass would mean that its terminal velocity was something like 1 m/s and thus it would not be harmed no matter what it dropped off. So it would be laughed at even more.
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After several failed attempts to ram the trigger and then scuttle around the the other end of the gun in time, it would jump into the sea.
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If it turned into a whale, it would drown because it would not know how to use its... whale stuff.
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If it successfully committed suicide, it would be blessed by the ant god for success in its efforts, and reincarnated.
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If the whole thing started all over again. then we'd have an excuse to get even more posts!
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If you had an even higher number, then I'd give you an evil stare for cheating and getting all your posts free with somebody else's account.
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If you jumped off a building, I would run down and catch you so that the whole cycle did not start all over again.
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If I was in the newspaper as a hero, then all the chicks would dig me.
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If I was attacked by groupies, then I'd employ my cool kung fu skills.
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If they attacked me with even more enthusiasm, then I'd run away and publically make a fool of myself to make them lose interest.
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If no more chicks digged me then at least I'd have some privacy.
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I shall continue! If one final groupie continued to stalk me, then she better be hot.
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If she looked like that, I'd discreetly kill her.
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If I was arrested, I'd hire the best lawyer in the land to prove that it was justified.
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If I was in the newspaper again then I'd learn from my last mistake and make a half-silly face, so that people will neither like nor hate me.
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If the suicide rate is increased overnight, then there would be fewer potential mothers, and insufficient numbers to cope with the influx of new souls wanting a body.
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If the whole world was infested with zombies, then priesthood would get a huge surge of new interest.
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If the birth rate declined, then resurrection rate would decline too, and the zombies would triple in number. Eventually the bodies of dead priests would be possessed too, and it would be one long hopeless battle between zombies and priests.
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If we turned into start raving barbarians who are only interested in fighting, then HOPEFULLY we'd have the sense to use two swords at once rather than spinning around like idiots with big hammers.
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If we were constantly under the influence of Frenzy, then the zombies wouldn't stand a chance.
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It we chopped all the zombies into pieces then the pieces would decay and from the Earth would spring huge quantities of vegetation, so that mankind could once more return to its forest-based roots.
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And we would grow tails and become monkeys.
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They would begin to chop down the trees, and harnest power from burning them. Civilisation would spring up once again.
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If that happened, then oppressive moderators would threaten to remove their essential predictions.
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And then their predictions would come true, and everybody would formally apologise to the two prophets.
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Upon examining the paper, the prophets would find strange mimicrys of their appearances. And verily, both would be pulling stupid faces therein.
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So, enraged by the incessant laughing, the prophets would train an army of gnats to attack their detractors.
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From the asylum, the prophets would convince others of their truths and incite a revolt against the wardens.
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