You know you've been playing GK too much when...

[MilkyWay0016]

-If you're in a graal guild/kingdom, you pull rank on people in RL

::raises hand:: guilty.

[Kaiser2]

I outrank you all, and declare you shall all now post more funny things in this thread

-When you build a zepplin and a house with things that you find lying around in caves and by killing animals.
-When you kill some animal, skin it, and then make its skin into cloth by placing it over a flame for a few seconds.
-When you run up to the nearest german whose name is Stefan and yell at him "ADD POTIONS THAT RAISE STATS!!!"
-when you say "toall:" before anything else and expect everyone in the world to hear what you're saying
-when you make a ship out of 48 boards.
-when you click yourself and wonder why a menu hasn't poped up.
-When you go to stores in hopes that they're selling a talisman and some spell books so you can finally be able to use magic.
-When you make nails using nothing but a hammer, and a hot piece of metal.
-when you can ACTUALLY somehow send a PM to other people in real life.

[DenoriZakarum]

-when you wave a stick and expect a bulet to come out
-when you ask a old man if theirs a better way to level up other than trexs
-when you stand around begging for a sword
-when u ask someone to charm you so you can buy something cheaper

[DragonX]

-When you are standing around people (like in an elevator) and they are just standing there, they don't have a bubble above their head

-You put on a ring and wonder why you didn't get stronger

-You put on a hat and wonder why it doesn't cover your eyes

-You put a bag on the floor and wonder why it doesn't go into the floor

-You go to get a haircut and wonder why it didn't take 3 seconds to change your hairstyle and/or haircolor

I will figure out more later, I am too tired right now.

[GoZelda]

-You go to the barber and ask if he can make yoour hair longer.
-You are afraid of the subway because there are t-rexes etc.
-You don't believe there are alligators in the sewers. They're t-rexes, smoky's, dievils etc.

[brock128]

- You identify mushrooms to increase your intelligence.
- You eat said mushrooms.

[MilkyWay0016]

Here's a good one for
YOU KNOW YOU PLAY MUDS TO MUCH WHEN:
It gets funnier as it goes on.
Note: This is referring to the normal, text based muds. Don't bother reading if you don't play them. Not sure if you do? Look at the Telnet joke in my signature. If you get it, click on the link

Click-y!

[Kinatt]

-you think about it at school, and are giving up social life to play it, in hopes of leveling up that night and or, a kingdom event.

sad sad world you guys live in isn't it.

[Kaiser2]

-You attack a lizard and wonder why it didn't regenerate magically.
-You find a piece of paper with writing and wonder when this will be added.
-You pray to a dog with a gem on it's head in hopes of getting a "Govannon +3 weapon."
It's late, I'll post more tomorrow.

[LilNiglet]

When you tell someone to "STOOFOO" in real life.