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Originally Posted by DuBsTeRmAn
Bad Idea, No comment.
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Except that "bad idea" was a comment.
Also:
Bad idea*
, no*
I've always thought the Police Force in Era shouldn't be restricted to the physical limitations placed around the other gangs and businesses of Era.
Laser eyes, genetic mutations, and the ability to talk their way out of parking tickets whilst spawning a legion of tadpoles from the nearest frog with ovaries to name just a few of the super powers granted to the Force. They reserve the right crack down on player crimes such as jaywalking, spitting, parking in robocop spots, and using firearms within city limits.
The Police Force will be made up of a strictly white caucasian force of men somewhere within the age range of 35-45, and they will sport stereotypical blue collar working names such as Hank, Ralph, Rastafan, and Leonardo.
They would get a version of the night stick that not only has a chance on hit to paralyze, but also teleport the victim to a secret underground network of tunnels that leads to either a room filled with Wheel of Fortune re-runs or a replica torture room from the Spanish Inquisition era. Everything in this torture room, would of course, be functional. In the Wheel of Fortune room, vowels are not buyable.
And finally, their tag-locked weapon: the badge.
The badge can be thrown like a throwing star, but has the return factor of a boomerang. In addition, the force can also equip the badge on the center of their chest to give them a 1% chance to avoid a fatal shot from another player. The final function of this badge is to simply wear anywhere on the body in order to receive passive benefits such as discounts at Dippin' Donuts, and the respect from any NPC church-goers named Sally.