Seriously though:

[protagonist]

I can see why my first thread might have been closed; it was kind of sarcastic. Would one of the super-moderators like to PM me an example of what style of thread would properly express this request?

DISCLAIMER: I'm asking as an impartial player. I'm not adding any rhetoric, only a reasonable question. I am not recreating this thread to defy the moderators or to break any rules:

Who are the hirees for 2k1?


Additionally, if anyone has a problem with my expressing want of information in regards to 2k1, they are welcomed to provide it themselves or point to the rule or rules that I apparently have overlooked in regards to the legality or illegality of such requests.