Ah, memories. I feel Thym's changes have undoubtedly been for the better, but still... Being a noob was incredible fun.
My first account was... Helix, I think? Yeah. I got on Graal, entered the newbie house and became promptly stuck in a small room because, of course, I opened the box you weren't supposed to open.

Back then, you couldn't talk for 30 seconds before saying unstick me, and half the time it didn't work, so it was a good 10 minutes before I got out. After I got through the puzzles and into Graal, I wandered around, having no idea what to do. I eventually entered a long passageway into the Graal Hotel (don't know if it's still there) and was promptly killed on the spot. After regenerating, I went back into the passageway to seek revenge, and found myself dead several seconds later.
I repeated this several times, until I entered the CC, which was also known as the buggiest area on Graal. I wandered through the town, and found another aimless noob, who asked me if I would be his friend. I agreed, and we got horses and rode them around, not knowing that they were supposed to eat bushes. We were both killed, and I met up with him later at the forest temple. After dying several times, I logged off and never saw him again.
I eventually bugged through the forest temple, and went onto the fire. After several toalls pleading for help (I didn't know how to mass message) a friendly oldbie gave me a hand, and I finished in. Somehow, I wandered back into main Graal, and walked down to the Zone. Some Elf guild asked me to join, which I assumed was a very high honor. Lag was great, though, and I never got to the meeting spot. There's a few other humorous anecdotes, but I don't feel like typing them out right now. A couple great ones, though.
After that, I quit for several months. I came back sometime last Spring with a new account to find a new town, a new map (which I finally learned how to use) and a bunch of other crap. Mildly surprised, I began questing again, and ended up joining Final Fantasy, ZEAL, and Unique. Zeal was the best, though it seems to gave lost it these days. Attacking and spying on ZEAL when I was in Final Fantasy, only to sell FF out (along with several of their secrets) was great, great fun. Then I upgraded, and the rest is history.