IS SPIDER THE BSET EVER?

[grim_squeaker_x]

If you had actually learned from your mistakes that would mean that reincarnation actually does happen which will increase the suicide rate overnight since people want to be something else.

[Kaimetsu]

If the suicide rate is increased overnight, then there would be fewer potential mothers, and insufficient numbers to cope with the influx of new souls wanting a body.

[grim_squeaker_x]

And then the ghosts would get furious after which they return to their former bodies and then the whole world is infested with zombies.

[Kaimetsu]

If the whole world was infested with zombies, then priesthood would get a huge surge of new interest.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If priesthood got a suden surge of interest, the birth rate would decline since priests aren't allowed to marry/make love/anything else which is birth related not counting birthdays.

[Kaimetsu]

If the birth rate declined, then resurrection rate would decline too, and the zombies would triple in number. Eventually the bodies of dead priests would be possessed too, and it would be one long hopeless battle between zombies and priests.

[grim_squeaker_x]

And that would cause a declining of our current culture, which would turn us into stark raving mad barbarians we can only think abut fighting.

[Kaimetsu]

If we turned into start raving barbarians who are only interested in fighting, then HOPEFULLY we'd have the sense to use two swords at once rather than spinning around like idiots with big hammers.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If we'd have the sense to use two swords at once we'd be constantly under influence of frenzy.

[Kaimetsu]

If we were constantly under the influence of Frenzy, then the zombies wouldn't stand a chance.

[grim_squeaker_x]

If the zombies wouldn't stand a chance then we could chop all the zombies into pieces and start working on revuilding civilisation.

[Kaimetsu]

It we chopped all the zombies into pieces then the pieces would decay and from the Earth would spring huge quantities of vegetation, so that mankind could once more return to its forest-based roots.

[grim_squeaker_x]

And then instead of how we live now on the ground people wuld start living in trees and swinging from branch to branch except a few who just miss and swing from branch again tree.

[Kaimetsu]

And we would grow tails and become monkeys.

[grim_squeaker_x]

Until after yet another 1000 years of evolving the monkey's will slowl loose their tales and become relatively hairless.