"The New Adeventures of Graal"

[Fai]

I HAVE A RECORD 17-1 (Wins-Losses) AND THAT 1 IS FROM LAG

[Asuka]

I lost once too to the game even though i beat him once after that and another the next day for 30 gralet . Cause he took 30 of it when TIF accidently pked me. I lost another time when DMX came into the ring with 4 hearts and i had 1 and we just started fighting but since it was in a spar arena i guess it was a spar. Not a fair one but a spar nonetheless.

[FatherDante]

As much as I like hearing it, this is supposed to be adventures. I'm sorry I instigated it, but it's a fictional story, so... don't worry about James205.

[Tolerian28]

Hey this forum id for the storys if you want to talk about sparring go else where ;(

[StoneColdRichie]

Originally posted by Fai
I HAVE A RECORD 17-1 (Wins-Losses) AND THAT 1 IS FROM LAG

haha I killed you

THERE WAS NO LAG.

Maybe we should get back to the adventures of graal part?

[Tolerian28]

Graal Adventures
By Tolerian

One morning under the human sun all started to rise up to do their daily work...........
A group of players wandered through the swamps on their way to Santerrian to visit their good old friends TheGame and Trueheat.
The swamps were very misty when they were walking through them, "hmmm i have been through these swamps hundreds of time and they are never this misty" Dante said, "Yes it is very quite strange i wander if someone is behind this?" replied Tyhm.
"We should be aware of any danger" said Tolerian, "Mwahahahaha are you aware of me?" "Whos there?" demanded Deeto. "I have heard the voice before,could it be Icepick?" said Dante.
"Hahahahaha you never forget a voice huh dante?" said Icepick. "HA i would never forget such an irritating voice you have Icepick" snaped Dante.
"well enough talking LETS FIGHT!" Shouted Icepick.
All the mist started to clear now i there stood IcePcik,Tybalt,Welly and his dear brother Mwelling.
"Hmmm yes out numbering us as always Icepick, you are a big coward" said Dante.
"Hahahaha it doesn't matter you will all die" replied Icepick.
"GRRRRR" "What was that?" said Tolerian. "Hey Tolerian its me" replied Ultimate.
"Hey you guys!" said Dozer "You know i never miss a fight" said Dozer.
"Hahahaha now look who is out numbering who, but i dont mind i will win anyway" said Icepick.
They all drawed out the sword quickly.
It was Tolerian on to Tybalt, Ultimate on to Welly, and Dozer was fighting Mwelling and Dante and Deeto was batteling against the evil Icepick.
Of course Dozer easily cut down Mwelling with a swift chop and Mwelling was in 2 pieces!!!.
After long and hard fighting Icepick started to chant and in his hands a fireblast started to form "RUN!!" shouted Tolerian and the fireblast flew and smashed Dante leaving him lying dead on the ground.
Tybalt laughed and started to charge Tolerian but Tolerian was so hyped up with anger over Dante's death Tolerian sliced Tybalts blade right in half "WHAT??? HOW COULD THIS BE??" shouted Tybalt.
Then Tolerian jumped high into the air well over twice the height of the players coming down he sliced Tybalt nearly in half!.
Tolerian started calming down now but still there were Icepick and Welly left.
Welly pulled out his massive rocket launcher and started firing it off madly, one rocket was about to hit Dozer but then suddenly Deeto jumped in front of the rocket and was blown to bits.
"NOOOOOOO"Shouted Dozer "Hahahaha"cackled Welly.
"You will die!!!"shouted Dozer and he started running at Welly with incredible speed Welly kept firing off rockets but Dozer easily dodged them.
Dozer stabbed his sword clean through Welly's chest peircing that dark and evil heart.
Now there is only Icepick left, Ultimate swung his over sized sword at Icepick but it seemed just to go through him then suddenly Icepcik was behind Ultimate and Ultimate was slashed badly, Ultimate let out a giant cry of pain and he smashed Icepick with his giant claw leaving a massive scar accross Icepick's face.
"OUCH!! you will pay for that!" cried Icepick.
Icepick warped up to Ultimate right beside him and swung his sword as hard as he could, Icepick was too slow for the fast reactions of a panda and Ultimate then picked up Icepick and through him hard into the swamps.
"FISH POWER" shouted Tolerian as he warped into a fish like humanoid and Tolerian sprung high into the air and landed above Icepick.
"Time to end this non-sense Icepick" said Tolerian.
"NEVER!!!!" shouted Icepick as he sprung up onto his feet.
Icepick starts to chant and then suddenly he is fully healed, "Mwahahahaha, you can never beat me" said Icepick.Dante then recieved some of that healing energy and he came back to life and was creeping up on Icepick, then Icepick swung his sword at Tolerian but Tolerian was in his fish form so he had uninmaginable speed and he just kicked Icepick to the ground.
"YAAAAARRRGGH" shouted Dante as he leaped onto Icepick shoving his dagger into his chest.
Icepick warped away he was very heavily wounded, "You think you have won? well you haven't this is just the beginning!" said Icepick as he warped far far away out of any danger.
The End

[FatherDante]

Another great one! Makes me want to write another chapter...

[IceHawk]

The Game, TrueHeaT and Dante were strolling through Bomboria one sunny day, suddenly a shadow jumped out in front of the trio, then two more appeared behind them, the shadow in front was Ice Pick, while the other two were Twiztid and Welly. TrueHeaT pulled out his katana and ran towards Ice Pick who then warped behind him and knocked him unconscious. Welly was laughing so hard at this that he didn't notice The Game's sword coming for him. Welly noticed the sword too late for him to dodge and the sword embedded itself into Welly's shoulder. Twiztid screamed a heinous scream and pulled out his juggalo sword. Dante ran up to meet him in battle. It was Ice Pick and Twiztid against The Game and Dante. But then a crackling sound appeared and Jack and Masterdan, Ice Pick had warped them to help the evil juggalo gangstas!

The door to the CS arena opened and out came Tybalt: The Prince of Cats! Tybalt pulled out a bogen and starting firing arrows in the direction of the juggalo gangstas. Ice Pick fired a nuke shot and hit Tybalt in the face. Tybalt was burned to a crisp. Twiztid then stabbed Dante through the arm, incapacitating him. It was The Game vs Ice Pick, Twiztid, Jack and Masterdan. TrueHeaT got up and immediately stabbed his katana through Masterdan's heart, killing him. Suddenly a cold frosty mist appeared out of nowhere and a figure dressed in blue and black wearing a blue helmet appeared, he held a flaming blue sword, it was IceHawk!
He cleaved Welly in half while The Game killed Twiztid. It was then Ice Pick and Jack vs our almost-triumphant heros IceHawk, The Game and TrueHeaT. TrueHeaT killed Jack with a blow from his fist. Ice Pick pulled out a nukeshot and was about to blow the 3 away, but Dante stood up and held up his cross. The holy power surged through the air and hit Ice Pick in the chest, Ice Pick was being destroyed by the corrupt things that he had done in the past and the cross was making him pay with his life! After 2 minutes of the holy blast Ice Pick was nothing more then a pile of ashes. Jack had fatal head trauma and was dead instantly, Twiztid was gone forever, as was Welly, Masterdan was laying on the cobblestone road in a pool of his own blood. and Tybalt managed to drag himself into the nearby water. He got up and went back into the arena, While IceHawk disappeared in the mist he had appeared in and TrueHeaT, Dante and The Game continuted their journey to the beautiful samurai town of Santerrain.

[FatherDante]

The adventures of Dante!

The band of intrepid adventures, plus the somewhat less-than-intrepid Dante, Tyhm, and Psyker, were approaching the city of bogenera. TheGame yanked the bogen off of Grim Squeaker's back. "Okay, we're here, now buy your own and stop borrowing mine!"

Everyone went up a platform over a cliff into the small town, named after the famous weapon sold there. "So, where is the famous Bogen Geber?" Tolerian asked. "He lives over to the west side of the town," TrueHeat answered.

Lamer grinned craftily. "I bet he has a lot of money!"
"You'll regret trying to steal it!" Dante said immediately.

When they walked west, they saw a site that shocked them all! "Oh heaven defend mine eyes!" Dante said. It was Asuka! But poor Asuka had been so horribly ripped asunder by the elephant, how was she alive? She approached the group on unsteady limbs. TrueHeat stepped forward.
"Out of our way, Asuka, we've no time for you." Asuka didn't say anything. "Ah! What's the matter with her?" TrueHeat said. "Asuka never misses a chance to reply to an offensive comment!"

Still silent, Asuka, drew two daggers and began a fighting stance! TheGame instantly drew his weapons, but TrueHeat held a hand against him. "I'll take care of her once and for all," he said confidently.

Asuka and TrueHeat stared at eachother, then bolted simultaneously towards the other! In a flash, they were in strenuous close combat, each moving their weapons furiously. TrueHeat tried to force Asuka to keep an arms length away so he could best use his sword, but Asuka kept dearing down on him.

A bead of sweat ran across TrueHeat's brow. "She's gotten so strong! It's unnatural!" Asuka slit TrueHeat's sleave. Fai leapt up. "We can't let him die, even if it hurts his pride!" He drew his fishing rod and bolted towards the battle, and seconds later fell flat on his face!

It seemed that Asuka had TrueHeaT beat. TrueHeat kept retreating, until he found his back to a tree. Asuka slashed furiously and wildly. "TrueHeat!" TheGame shouted, "Use the ancient bikou technique!" TrueHeat backed around the tree and began to glow. A growing yellow aura surrounded him. "Farmer Energy!" He shouted, and began to charge.

"The ancient bikou technique... What is it?" Ultimate asked. "A secret harnessing of energy known only to the samurai farmers," Dante said. "It is said to have been used in wars to defeat enemies of much larger numbers."

TrueHeat's eyes flashed. He screamed: "Bikou Energy explosion!" and let loose an awesome fury of slashes. In front of his body were only the blurs of his blade as he ran it over and over, and moved toward Asuka. His sword burned yellow with heat from moving so quickly! Finally, he tossed Asuka into the air and jumped after her. As if in slow motion, as he passed Asuka, he released on final powerful slash that sent her sprawling to the ground!

"Poor Asuka," Tyhm said. "Such a great warrior shouldn't have been defeated like that... wait..." Tyhm ran towards Asuka's body. "Aha! And I see why! What kind of evil is this?" Asuka worea big metal hat, and on the back it said

Property of Overworld-NPCs (Server)

Tyhm sighed. "Didn't anybody notice this??" TrueHeat looked sheepish. "This is obviously a trick!" Tyhm continued, "Asuka was possessed by the overworldNPCs server!!"
"Morbid!" Dante yelped.
Tyhm said: "We have to find out who was behind this!"

deetto and dozer, meanwhile, had strayed behind the group, losing interest in the battle between TrueHeat and asuka. True to their natures, they decided to go murder some people in town. "That guy looks good!" deetto said with an evil smile on his face. The two murderers ran toward a weak looking fellow in black.

"you're mine n00b!" dozer cackled. He pulled back his sword, preparing to strike, when suddenly the newbie warped behind him and struck a blow that sent him flying 10 feet!

"WTF?" deetto gasped. He sped to the guy in black and slashed at him too, but the mysterious newbie grabbed his head and stuck a weird hat on it! "aaaah!" deetto cried. "im losing control!"

The others heard deetto's scream. They ran back and saw the odd one holding deetto in the air. "More trouble?" Psyker complained. "Wait... I forgot to see if Asuka has money!" he bolted away.

Dante ran up to the mysterious person and said "Why don't you give deetto back, I'm sorry he tried to pk you." Dante felt his throat suddenly yanked up by the black one's other hand! Dante waved his arms wildly, and knocked off the hood covering the evil face of... Drakaden???

"Drakaden? Why? I thought you were on the side of good!" TheGame cried.

"Muuahahaha... Working here was only a farce... I knew that if I could get inside and take control of the overworld NPCs I could destroy this place! Then people would return to Valikorlia again!"

Dozer chuckled: "We wouldn't go to Valikorlia even IF this place were screwed over..."

TrueHeat looked annoyed: "Hey, I like Valikorlia..." "Shut up TrueHeat!" Everyone said together.

Drakaden laughed. "My powers are too great. All of you together can't beat me! You probably couldn't even defeat deetto now that he's in my control!"

Drakaden threw Dante and deetto to the group. Dante crushed his head and died instantly, but deetto stood up, drew his sword, and attacked dozer!

Seeing the two fight was amazing! As their swords flashed, dozer was almost crying, murmuring "It's not the same... it used to be 'I'm better than deetto,' and 'I'm better than dozer...'" Lamer ran up to the two and cautiously knocked the hat off of deetto's head. Deeto blinked.

"You idiot dozer!" he shouted, and they went back to fighting each other.

"Well, that accomplished nothing," TheGame sighed. Drakaden stood up over all of them. "Now I'll destroy you all!" he screamed. He lifted his hands above his head and conjured a great ball of energy when suddenly, a shuriken slit into his arm. Drakaden seemed unphased, but his energy disappeared. "Who was that?" He said with annoyance. He looked aside, and far away Ice Pick stood shrouded in a tree!

"Drakaden... you'll never overpower the land of 2001, because it's mine to control! I'll destroy you AND stefan if I have to!" Drakaden ran after Ice Pick, but turned to the adventurers and warned them: "I'll defeat this annoyance now, but interfere with me again and you'll be destroyed!"

"This land," said Tolerian, "Is in bad shape."

[hakman]

Once again i am very dissapointed.....
Where is my ass kicking roll in the story??
You ppl need to add me in some!

[Tolerian28]

Hahahaha i am glad you all liked my story

i liked your latest one dante

Oh man Dante, you're brilliant. That's the best story yet. So accurate.

[grim_squeaker_x]

Originally posted by FatherDante
The band of intrepid adventures, plus the somewhat less-than-intrepid Dante, Tyhm, and Psyker, were approaching the city of bogenera. TheGame yanked the bogen off of Grim Squeaker's back. "Okay, we're here, now buy your own and stop borrowing mine!"

I like it how you put in the fact that I don't actually have a bogen online but do explain it now

[Fai]

AHH what happened i was like there then not

[Asuka]

Neato story *wonders how it will unfold*

[FatherDante]

Argh, I can't believe I forgot the intrepid Fancy Pants!

Next time, buddy! Sorry! <:0
As for you, Fai, it's kind of hard to figure out what to do with you but have no fear! I'll get you a good role!

[Lycia]

Excellent story, Dante.


I'm impressed.

[Hulk Hogan]

I started this whole thing and now everyone is making stories all about Dante =D .......Son't you feel special now Dante? lol =D

[IceHawk]

Hey! What about mine?!

[manton]

Someone add me to their story.....=)

[Tolerian28]

Yeah all the storys are good

[FatherDante]

Well, you did call it the Adventures of Dante.

Besides, TrueHeat and TheGame have been in everyone but yours anyway.

My next one is loooooooooooong so you'll all like it!

[Lycia]

Include me! :)

[FatherDante]

The Adventures of Dante!

The Adventurers entered the beautiful and uncorrupted natural landscape of Santerrain. "Amazing, Dante marveled. "It's like the houses here grew from Nature herself." "Legend says the the Samurai Farmer cultivated the houses from the soil along with their plants," Fai answered. Infamous Freak looked at him with surprise. "How did you know that legend?" he asked. Fai answered "Everything that happens around here is important to me!"

"Can we just hurry up?" Lamer implored from behind. He was struggling to carry TrueHeat on his back along with Tyhm. Tyhm looked tired, but poor Lamer looked exhausted. "Don't forget, Lamer, you get a blue gralat for finishing this!" Lugie said. Lamer grunted. "Blue gralat blue gralat blue gralat..."

Poor TrueHeat had overexerted himself using the bikou technique in Bogenera, then not resting before fighting the QB Thugs in Bomboria. The bikou technique drained huge energy, but even then TrueHeat toughed it out until he collapsed.

When they reached Santerrain, TheGame and Infamous Freak took TrueHeat into his private house. Outside, the adventurers appreciated the landscape. He noticed someone running down a hill. "Look there, who's that?" he asked. The fellow was waving, saying "Ah, Master! Welcom master!" Dante squinted and looked over. "Oh, it's Wing." The handsome young samurai ran in their direction panting. In his hand he held a fork that looked both useful as a tool and dangerous as a weapon. Wing smiled amiably as he stepped up. "Hello, my name's Wing. I'm very glad to see you all back, especially TrueHeat. I'm the newest Samurai Farmer. I have waited here in Santerrain, farming and training while waiting for the master to return. Now that he's back, I must spar him to show him how strong I've become!!!"

Ultimate's eyes went wide. "You can't fight him now, he's passed out! He couldn't even get up!" He glanced aside when the door to TrueHeat's house opened.

In the door TrueHeat tottered against the frame. "No..." he groaned, "I am the leader of the Samurai Farmers, I must accept any challenge..." and collapsed. TheGame ran up to door and pulled TrueHeat back inside, as Infamous Freak stepped out. "I will take your challenge, serving as TrueHeat's champion."

Everyone packed into the Santerrain Dojo to watch the spar.Wing and Infamous Freak set their weapons down on the racks aside the ring, and stepped inside. Lugie stood between the two sparrers, to officiate the match. Wing and Freak bowed and took positions. Wing balanced gracefully on one foot, while Infamous Freak took a wide footed position. "Begin!" Lugie ordered. Wing instantly spun and kicked. Infamous deftly leapt aside. Wing recovered instantly and kicked again. This time Infamous Freak had to leap quickly aside to dodge the kick, but he followed smoothly with a roll, turned and ran at Wing, preparing a solid punch. Wing almost lost balance as he slid back, deflecting IF's attack with his hand. He pushed back and punched, but was too late as Infamous Freak bolted forward to dodge it. He spun and executed a sliding kick back at Wing. Wing couldn't get out of the way, and Infamous Freak touched him squarely on the ankle.

The two combantants stood and bowed. "Match!" Lugie announced. "Infamous Freak defeats Wing."

"That's it?" Tolerian sked with surprise. "The Famer's match ends at the first touch," TheGame said. "They are taught that the first hit from an enemy is as bad as the last."

Tolerian looked out the window and looked surprised. "Hey guys,s omeone else is coming!" The observers poured out of the dojo. Approaching Santerrain they observed Yakuzo and Senour Fancy Pants, aka Omega. "They're wearing the hats! They're under the overworld-NPCs control!" Grim Squeaker shouted. "No, not omega!" Tolerian cried, and ran to his friend.

Ultimate and Tolerian engaged in battle with Omega, their old friend. Even together they had difficulty fighting him. "Fancy pants!" he cried. "I can tell he's trying to fight the possession!" Tolerian said.

Meanwhile Lugie had ran to fight Yakuzo. He seemed to be holding up well.

"What do I do?" Grim squeaker cried. TheGame handed him a chigiriki from the dojo. "Get out there and fight!" He answered. "But I can't use this!" Grim complained, as giving it a wild swing, causing the chain to swirl around him and trip him. "Doh!" He cried, sprawled out on the floor.

Ultimate and Tolerian were having difficulty fighting Omega. He had become a skilled fighter, with pants attacking with fnacy and fury!
"Tolerian!" Ultimate shouted. "We can only defeat him if we use an extremely powerful technique!" Tolerian nodded in agreement. "I hope I can pull this off... sethead head434.gif!!!" he shouted. Tolerian turned into a panda, and the two pandas could fend off Senour Fancy Pants! "Okay, get ready!" Ultimate commanded. The two formed two mirror poses and did a back flip, then shouted "Panda Power!!!!!" As if choreographed, the two pandas moved in synchrony, and a red flashing light covered the fields of Santerrain.

Dante watched the action from a distance, but heard something suspicious behind him. He turned and saw Lyndzey, also wearing the NPC hat, leap from behind a tree and dash at him holding a knife! Dante screamed in an embarassinly effeminate manner and ducked. Lyndzey, who expected him to move, couldn't stop and tripped over Dante, tumbling and rolling on the earth. Dante called for help, when Lyndzey threw a knife at him and slit his throat!

Lamer, Psyker, and Tyhm, meanwhile, were standing off to the side. "Well, time for me to enter the battle!" Lamer announced. "Uh... hold my money." He shoved a sack into Tyhm's hands. Psyker laughed. "haha finders keepers!"

Lugie couldn't hold up against Yakuzo with only his skill, and no techniques. "Someone help!" he implored. Fai and Lamer both ran to where they were fighting to help. Lamer was armed with an axe in one hand a hammer in the other. Fai, the famous Fisherfish was armed with his pole. He had the first strike, "casting off" at Yakuzo and catching his skin! But the cut seemed inconsequential to the controlled Yakuzo, who continued fighting Lugie, unaffected. A sweat drop grew on Lugie's brow. Both he and Lamer looked up with a bright look on their faces. "Eaureka!" They said together. Lamer called to Fai: "Catch his hat with your hook, Fai!" Fai nodded.

With a twist of the wrist he expertly hooked the NPC hat. But as he reeled in, he couldn't pull it off Yakuzo's head! "It's strapped on!" Fai shouted back.

"You know what to do, Lamer!" Lugie instructed. "You got it!" Lamer answered. "One, two, three!" together, Lamer and Lugie flew past Yakuzo, Lamer snagging the front strap and yanking it off, Lugie expertly slashing off the back strap! Fai tugged the line and Yakuzo's hat went flying off!

Meanwhile the Pandas were beginning the secret Panda Power! Tolerian and Ultimate slowly raised their short panda hands over their heads, as a true river of panda energy flowed through their bodies! The red light of the panda power flowed all over Santerrain! Suddenly, in a flash of white, the two pandas zipped past Omega, crossing front of him for an X attack pattern!

Omega was stunned instantly, and held his gut in pain... then, oddly... his head began to morph... into a panda! It his head grew to accomodate the huge panda brain, it broke the NPC hat! "I'm a panda again!" He shouted with glee!

Meanwhile Psyker was trying to finish off Lyndzey, right after she had been tripped to the ground, but when she saw Omega defeated with the panda power she fled.

A while later, the whole group returned to TrueHeat's house. Tyhm explained to everyone:
"I see now we have two enemies... and many difficult choices for how to beat them. As you know, we must weild the IP ban to destroy Ice Pick. Also, we must rescue OverWorld-NPCs from Drakaden to save the land from chaos. I must add that I may release a great power when I reach overworld NPCs... and that, perhaps, Ice Pick and Drakaden can destroy each other."
"Don't forget Ice Pick's Cronies," TheGame reminded him.
"Yes, we will also need to defeat the thugs." Tyhm agreed. "I propose this plan. We still don't have any idea where the NPC server is held hostage. But Ice Pick might. We can travel to Mt Antora to the north. There, we'll rendezvous with Lycia. I suspect she can pick his lock. We'll break in and see if we can find anything that will help us foil Ice Pick, or Drakaden's evil plans."

Lamer and Psyker looked awestruck. Psyker stuttered: "There's a lot of... mooooooooney... in Ice Pick's house, isn't there?"
Yakuzo cut in. "Yes. I'm certain there is."
"YYYYYeeeeeeees!" Psyker and Lamer shouted together. "Let's go!"

TrueHeat, who was more rested, stood up. "I'm going to let you go on. I'm going to stay here to continue my training, and to educate Wing in the bushido. Fai, I understand you're going to stay here too?"
"That's right!" Fai answered. "Here, I can farm and fish!"

The three pandas shook all of the adventurer's hands. "We're going to split with you all, and try to see what we can discover by ourselves," Omega explained. "I suspect three pandas can do very much, even by themselves." With not a word more, the pandas dove into the trees and disappeared.

Taking leave of those staying in Santerrain, TheGame said goodbye to his brother, TrueHeat.
"When the time comes, we'll have to team up again to fight."

"Until then, brother," TrueHeat said quietly, "goodbye."

! Great.

[Lycia]

Excellent work.

Next time Can i have a little more involvement with the story ^>^

[Psyker]

Dante, love the story. Even better than before!

Lamer, Psyker, and Tyhm, meanwhile, were standing off to the side. "Well, time for me to enter the battle!" Lamer announced. "Uh... hold my money." He shoved a sack into Tyhm's hands. Psyker laughed. "haha finders keepers!"

haha finders keepers! (sucker)

Lamer and Psyker looked awestruck. Psyker stuttered: "There's a lot of... mooooooooney... in Ice Pick's house, isn't there?"
Yakuzo cut in. "Yes. I'm certain there is."
"YYYYYeeeeeeees!" Psyker and Lamer shouted together. "Let's go!"

now I can buy lotsa shiny golden axes!

I wonder what's gonna happen next...

[StoneColdRichie]

I like the ending, it assumes that I will have a nice big part in the next one fighting for my poor brother TrueHeaT.

[Tolerian28]

WOW!!!!!
that story was the best yet
great work dante

[Lugie]

ohhh, i have yet to die!

[Tolerian28]

But dying is a great privalige in the storys!

[FatherDante]

Aw, come on...

Don't be too presumptuous game...
Wing, if that wasn't enough, I don't knwo what will, unless I write a story all about you.

[Yamizitzu]

MUHAHAHA
PANDA POWER

great work dante

[Lycia]

By the way, you should have an episode where the QB Thugs die.

There have already been like three where that's happend Lycia.

Unless i read it wrong all I seem to do is uh...welcome the guests into a house (which i dont have the key to) and uh fight and lose hehe

[grim_squeaker_x]

Originally posted by FatherDante
The Adventures of Dante!

"What do I do?" Grim squeaker cried. TheGame handed him a chigiriki from the dojo. "Get out there and fight!" He answered. "But I can't use this!" Grim complained, as giving it a wild swing, causing the chain to swirl around him and trip him. "Doh!" He cried, sprawled out on the floor.

You will fear my clumsiness Heh, blah I like those parts for me anyways

[Lyndzey8000]

Its strange that I am a Samurai Farmer, but in the story Samurai Farmers are killing me.