OMG!!!! BOMYs!!!!!

[Enigma_GP6]

There seems to have been a tidal wave of bomys in 2001!!!! Recent Reports state that you'd better sdtay inside, these little boogers will kill you if you dont keep back! Let's go live to our field reporter Renaldo Rivera
"This is Ronaldo Rivera, On the banks of the stinky muddy river with Mr. R.V. Frissbee, Who claims to have witnessed something truly spectular, Mr. Frissbee Could you tell us what you saw?"
"Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh...I was just honkered down over there puttin' a stinkwad on my trot-line and the shorthairs just stood straight on the back of my neck and I turned around and saw this big orange thang those purple lights on it com CWOOPIN' over them pine trees and just hoovered over the winebego there. Hinez ran out and throwed a skillet at it, then she Scissored and run back in on the 'hide-a-bed'. 'Bout that time a little trap door opened up, littl' stair steps came out, this little pink bald headed guy come out. Now I seen that Movie 'Clost' Encounters, so I just walked oever there big as Ike and looked up inthere and there they were."
"There who were?"
"Thousands upon thousands of bomy bopots!"
"OMG!!!!"

that is what we have heard, the rest of the conversation will have to be edited for your ears.

-Rebel95