Religion of Zormite

[Zurkiba]

Originally posted by bo0ey
I could make a religion but you probably wouldn't like it. The zormites started out as goldfishies in a tank where they praised the green lord of net that would eventually come down and scoop one of their "sleeping" friends to another land. The zormites dwelled on this thought of going to another land until one day, when the 11 year old boy who took care of the zormites came home and was mad because he got an F in Chemistry... (( And yes 11 year old boys sometimes do chemistry...?? )) Anyway, he said "I'll show YOU who is good at science!" and he made a potion of change and poured it into the fish tank. Immediatly the boy saw the zormites turn blue and their eyes got bulgier.

The boy decided he had done a good job with the fishies so he went to bed. The next day he saw the zormites were gone.... to another land.... And he realised he would never see them again and he wept all by himself......

The Zormites swam day and night for 2 days... and nights... until they reached an island.. They dubbed this island "Zormite Island"... Etc, the end blah.

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