Panda Police?

[Crono Illusion]

After dark, the panda stalk...
...nightmare creatures with black hearts...
...ravenous teeth, that glow in the dark...
...FEASTING ON BUMS THAT SLEEP IN THE PARK
THE PANDAS ARE COMING, SO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING, THEY'LL RIP YOUR ASS TO SHREDS!
The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures. Shrouded in the enigma of its black-and-white coat. What kind of camouflage is this, black-and-white, hiding in an OREO factory?... could be! That's just another chapter in the untold saga of the panda!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING! THEY WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD! THE PANDA ARE COMING, ON A RAMPAGE OF THE DEAD!
Like the shark, the pandas have millions of teeth, which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and pencils.
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla.
I'm drunk on panda mystery!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING! TO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED!
THE PANDAS ARE COMING! THEY'LL RIP YOUR ASS TO SHREDS! This has been chapter 1 in my ongiong story of the panda, which will cease at number 820.
You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!
Sifl: Dude, get a clue.
Panda: GET A PANDA!



That's the only thing I heard today that I could find that had something to do with pandas... maybe it could be the theme song of the Panda Patrol!