Non-pk related idea.

[MontyPython]

Originally Posted by Frankie

He's an astonishing craftsman. You should pay a visit and take a gander at some of his art work. The finest furniture in the mayor's hall was crafted by him. The statue of Sir Michael Douglass located in town center was even hand crafted by him in under 2 days.

Good lord, that fine piece of work? Good, I was worried he was like Marvin Trekadero, the modern/cubist artist (the gallery near the gym) who does sculptures of various "famous" people wearing afros playing instruments. He uses mostly metal and clay for the actual statues, but then desecrates wood by sprinkling dyed sawdust on the afro to give it more texture. Not only is his art terrible, but his treatment of wood is absolutely inhumane.

But for this fine craftsman, I feel as if I should just give him the wood free of charge.

But alas, my family does need nourishment.