Non-pk related idea.

[MontyPython]

Originally Posted by Frankie

A good lad of mine owns a wood shop down the main road into the woods. I reckon you pay him a visit he will be more than happy to buy off some of your wood stock.

Oh, is that so? Is that the house with the two chimneys and a green roof?

Just curious, what does he use the wood for? I'm a stickler for the humane treatment of wood.

If it's going to be fashioned into fine furniture or lovely statues like an upright Grizzly about to maul an innocent passer-by, that's good. If he's going to grind it into oblivion and make paper out of its molecules and blood, then I cannot support this.