Challenge Crono :]

[Tombwalker]

Draw Pluffy on his death bed because of cancer in his right eyelid.
As soon as the doctor is going to pull his life support, Larry King jumps in and hosts his own 3 hour special on how much he dislike peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. About 1 hour into his program, Mr. T comes out with a purple hatchet, and instead of ending Larry, he throws the axe out of a triangle shaped window.

Some time later, a bird flys through the window. The bird poops on everybody. It's like POOP, too. Then the bird leaves, and later summons a bologna god to kill pluffy. But pluffy recovers from his cancer, and uses his 1337 admin powers to BANT the bologna god.

Then it all ends with everyone eating meat pies.