My simple Graal observations

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Originally Posted by LegendaryTsukasa

Yeah, this is on my FTP if you need to look at it more.
Graal thoughts and observations:

1.Too become any staff, you must have friends in high places. Then you become curropt.

E.G. enron?

2.Everyone thinks they are the best, when they really arn't.

Hmm, enron again.

3.To make fun of anyone, you must have two or more people. Otherwise, no one will join you.

Takes two to tango.

4.If you lose, the other person was lagging, or hacking. It's never your fault.

Well obviously. Enron is the best.

5.Everyone is raciest, somehow, so don't say you arn't you ****ing *** jew nigga motha****a.

If "newb" is a race. Then i am. However, until it is deemed a race, then i will be forever "newbist".

6.The 'best' sparers, usally only win by two or one hearts. Strange.

So? At least its better than this turnbased crap you see on mmorpgs these days.

7.If you do not have an original name, you are a ****. If you cannot spar, you are a ****. If you
win a spar, and shouldn't have, your a ****. If you beat someone who thinks they are a deity of
Graal, you are a ****, and should quit. Bottem line: you are a ****.

You misunderstand. You, a newb you are. Me, a newb i am not.

8.Everyone <3's everyone else, but the else </3's you.

<3

9.A server sucks if you cannot win on it.

Win............................................... ...........?

10.You can become staff very quickly if you can: script, make levels, or see number one.

It helps to be able to script, or make levels. Because other than that, the only job is ET or FAQ. The bull**** jobs.

11.Everyone quits, but they always come back somehow.

Its the virtual monosodium glutimate that stefan sprinkles on graal.

12.Playerkilling is addictive, somehow.

Monosodium glutimate.

13.The Graal Fourms, are for the nerds of Graal who will never quit, they also help you become
global staff.

I was only unbanned from the forums after i was global staff

14.You can never get get into contact with any global staff, and if you can, they are fired soon.

See "Global Contacts" thread in main forum.

15.Freedom of speech is a thing of the past. Go along with the crowd, or everyone will hate you.

While the internet is a free enterprise, There will be no such thing as your american ideals here.

Yes, this will reflect bad on me. But, everything does so, no worries

Yeah, correct.