new (weird) idea

[Tyhm]

if(playerenters) toweapons -System;
if(isweapon||timeout){
if(strequals(#m,sleep)){
setstring sleepy,#v(strtofloat(#s(sleepy))-1);
}else{
setstring sleepy,#v(strtofloat(#s(sleepy))+0.01);
}
if(playerswimming){
setstring dirty,#v(strtofloat(#s(dirty))-1);
}else{
setstring dirty,#v(strtofloat(#s(dirty))+0.01);
}
setstring hungry,#v(strtofloat(#s(dirty))+0.01);
//insert what effect these strings have here
timeout=0.05;
}

Then for all food items, setstring hungry,#v(strtofloat(#s(hungry))-10); or so.

Note: It is possible under this system to stockpile cleanliness and sleep and food...not necessarily a bad thing, but you probably want to put SOME limits on how negative hungry and dirty and sleepy can be.