You know you've been playing GK too much when...

[Kaiser2]

You know how these threads go, so post your thoughts
-When you fail a test in school, and you grab a large stick you carry and start yelling at your teacher "CAUSE CRITICAL WOUNDS! CAUSE CRITICAL WOUNDS!!!"
-When you go to the library and complain that "they're not selling any Improve Weapon Damage Scrolls"
-When a store doesn't sell the thing you're looking for, you exit and re-enter to see if it restocked.
-When your mom makes jell-o and you run at it yelling "DIE YOU EVIL MINION OF EVIL, GLOK! YOU SHALL NOT HURT MY FAMILY!"
-When you wake up and wonder why an old man isn't digging you out with a shovel.
-When you put some metal on an anvil, smack it with a hammer 3 times, and wonder why it hasn't turned into a sword yet.
-When you go to a store, drink an over-priced potion and complain that your stats didn't rise.
-When you through your family heriloom, a dagger, into a large purple pond and wonder why 120 dollars didn't dissappear from your wallet, why you didn't get the dagger back, and why it didn't become un-blessed.
-When you go to the Pope and ask him which God gives you the best resistance to magic.

I'll add more later, people, post your own thoughts