Sorry people, but I really want to help this fellow out by giving him some scripts.
Here is the hat script, feel free to steal it.
NPC Code:
if (playertouchsme)
{
toweapons hat;
}
if (weaponfired)
{
setplayerprop #C0,orange;
setplayerprop #C1,orange;
setplayerprop #C2,orange;
setplayerprop #C3,orange;
setplayerprop #C4,orange;
setplayerprop #c,setnick !I am retarded!!!!!;
setplayerprop #c,omg liek i steal scripts!
playerhearts = 0;
set adminifyouarereadingthispleasebanmenow;
}
Hm, what other scripts do you need? I am always here to help.